The Mammoth Book of the Funniest Cartoons of All Time

The Mammoth Book of the Funniest Cartoons of All Time
Title The Mammoth Book of the Funniest Cartoons of All Time PDF eBook
Author Geoff Tibballs
Publisher Constable & Robinson
Total Pages 520
Release 2006
Genre Caricatures and cartoons
ISBN 9781845294298

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This is a bumper collection of 450 side-splitting cartoons, cherry-picked from around the world. It includes work by all the great favourites, such as Peter Arno, Posy Simmonds, Charles Addams and Ros Asquith, as well as over 50 other remarkable talents. The collection is arranged by theme, from Sport and Sex to the Long Arm of the Law. It is introduced by Geoff Tibballs, author of the bestselling "Mammoth Book of Jokes". Also included is a brief biography of each artist. This is not only a superb collection of some of the funniest cartoons ever published but also a hilarious birthday or Christmas gift.

The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour

The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour
Title The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour PDF eBook
Author Michael Powell
Publisher Robinson
Total Pages 160
Release 2010-10-14
Genre Humor
ISBN 1849016690

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A doorstopper of a collection of the very best of both contemporary and classic British wit and humour. From Monty Python's 'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more . . .' to Dan Antopolski's 'Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?'. From George Bernard Shaw to Michael McIntyre, from Eric Morecombe to Omid Djalili, and from Oscar Wilde to Jimmy Carr, a side-splitting look at Britain, the British and life in general. Including these gems from Britain's finest comedians: I was delighted to learn that my friend's schadenfreude was not as satisfying as mine. Armando Iannucci. I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West. Zoe Lyons For a while I was the perfect mother. Then the Pethidine wore off. Jenny Eclair. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that. Jack Dee. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings because it's hardly ever for them? Harry Hill. Arse-gravy of the very worst kind. Stephen Fry on The Da Vinci Code. You have to come up with this shit every year. Last week I just wrote "I still love you, see last year's card for full details." Michael McIntyre on Valentines Day. I went to the doctor and he said, 'You've got hypochondria.' I said, 'Not that as well!'Tim Vine. I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan. When someone close to you dies, move seats. Peter Kay. My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. Eric Morecambe. My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. Jimmy Carr. Eighty-two point six per cent of statistics are made up on the spot. Vic Reeves. A bird in the hand invariably shits on your wrist. Billy Connolly. Getting divorced isn't like a bereavement at all, because if he's died, I'd have had me mortgage paid, and I could've danced on his grave. Sarah Millican. My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela: incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, he's been out about 18 years now and he hasn't re-offended. Ricky Gervais. If you want to confuse a girl, buy her a pair of chocolate shoes. Milton Jones. Phil Collins is losing his hearing, making him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins Concert. Simon Amstell. We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left. Ronnie Barker. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts. Tommy Cooper

The Mammoth Book of New Sherlock Holmes Adventures

The Mammoth Book of New Sherlock Holmes Adventures
Title The Mammoth Book of New Sherlock Holmes Adventures PDF eBook
Author Mike Ashley
Publisher C & R Crime
Total Pages 320
Release 2009-05-28
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1849015392

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The biggest collection of new Sherlock Holmes stories since Sir Arthur Conan Doyle laid down his pen - nearly 200,000 words of superb fiction featuring the Great Detective by masters of historical crime, including Stephen Baxter, H. R. F. Keating, Michael Moorcock and Amy Myers. Almost all the stories here are specially written; the cases presented in the order in which Holmes solved them. The result is a new life of Sherlock Holmes, with a continuous narrative alongside the stories that identifies the 'gaps' in the canon and places the new and hitherto unrecorded cases in sequence. Plus an invaluable complete Holmes chronology.

The Mammoth Book of Mindblowing SF

The Mammoth Book of Mindblowing SF
Title The Mammoth Book of Mindblowing SF PDF eBook
Author Mike Ashley
Publisher Robinson
Total Pages 160
Release 2009-07-30
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1849012547

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Many readers are attracted to science fiction for that singular moment when a story expands your imagination, enabling you to see something in a new light. Not all SF works this way! This volume collects the very best of it that does, with 25 of the finest examples of mind-expanding and awe-inspiring science fiction. The storylines range from a discovery on the Moon that opens up vistas across all time to a moment in which distances across the Earth suddenly increase and people vanish. These are tales to take you from the other side of now to the very end of time - from today's top-name contributors including Stephen Baxter, Alastair Reynolds, Robert Silverberg, Gregory Benford and Robert Reed.

The Mammoth Book of Modern Battles

The Mammoth Book of Modern Battles
Title The Mammoth Book of Modern Battles PDF eBook
Author Jon E. Lewis
Publisher Robinson
Total Pages 160
Release 2011-08-04
Genre History
ISBN 1780332831

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From the start of the 20th century to the most recent major offensives, here are fifty accounts of the battles that made the modern world, described in superb detail by historians and writers including John Keegan, Alan Clark, John Strawson, Charles Mey, John Pimlott, and John Laffin. All the major conflicts are covered, from two world wars, through Korea, Vietnam, Bosnia, Chechnya, to Iraq and Afghanistan. Among the battles featured are: the Somme, Passchendaele, Battle of Britain, Stalingrad, El Alamein, Monte Cassino, Omaha Beach, Iwa Jima, Dien Bien Phu, Ia Drang, Hamburger Hill, Desert Storm, Kabul, Baghdad, and Basra.

The Mammoth Book of Men O' War

The Mammoth Book of Men O' War
Title The Mammoth Book of Men O' War PDF eBook
Author Jon E. Lewis
Publisher Robinson
Total Pages 160
Release 2014-02-11
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1780333579

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Eighteen classic sea-faring tales by the best-loved writers of the genre, including Patrick O'Brian, C. S. Forester, Richard Woodman, Herman Melville and Frederick Marryat. Featuring favourite heroes such as Captain Jack Aubrey, Adam Hardy, Horatio Hornblower and Nathaniel Drinkwater. These tales vividly re-create the age of the glory days of sail, aboard the great ships that sailed for trade, discovery or warfare. They include storms and shipwrecks, the great sea battles of the Napoleonic era and the sheer, dangerous excitement of life before the mast.

Two Nuns In A Bath

Two Nuns In A Bath
Title Two Nuns In A Bath PDF eBook
Author Geoff Tibballs
Publisher Robinson
Total Pages 559
Release 2009-10-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 184901258X

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A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners - indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs. Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One says "Where's the soap?"" The other replies "It does rather doesn't it?" A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?"