There's a Troll on my Toilet
Title | There's a Troll on my Toilet PDF eBook |
Author | Catherine Jacob |
Publisher | Scholastic UK |
Total Pages | 32 |
Release | 2019-09-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1407191748 |
From award-winning tv correspondent Catherine Jacob, and bestselling illustrator of Sproutzilla vs Christmas Mike Byrne, comes this super spooky and super fun picture book. In a spooky house, at the top of a hill, something funny's going on... A PARTY! So grab your witch's hat, watch out for the icky sticky green slime, and get ready for a frightfully good time. Because this is one haunted house that you will love exploring.
Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls : Book 3)
Title | Trolls on Ice (Smelly Trolls : Book 3) PDF eBook |
Author | Rosen Trevithick |
Publisher | Rosen Trevithick |
Total Pages | 218 |
Release | 2014-11-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
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Book 3 in the Smelly Trolls series. Brawnulator Powerknees picks other people’s noses, smells like mutated tuna and eats small children. He is the strongest, fastest, most desirable man on the planet – to a troll. When Rufus and his friends go on a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps, they have no idea that the Winter Trollympics – the biggest sporting event of the troll calendar – is taking place nearby. Sporting a wide variety of dangerous athletes, including Brawnulator, the Winter Trollympics is a hazardous place for children to be. But an avalanche blocks the railway line, leaving Rufus and his friends stranded amongst the hungry beasts. A slippery, icy adventure packed with hideous trolls, winter sports and lots and lots of snotacular calamities.
The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls : Books 1-3)
Title | The First Trollogy (Smelly Trolls : Books 1-3) PDF eBook |
Author | Rosen Trevithick |
Publisher | Rosen Trevithick |
Total Pages | 458 |
Release | 2014-11-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
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Books 1-3 in the Smelly Troll series. Eating children is wrong. But what did you expect from a creature that slurps other people’s bogies? When Rufus Sebbleford learns that trolls plan to attack Sludgeside School, he has to act fast. He and Polly hatch a plan with the help of their new friend Bruno, unaware that Bruno happens to be a troll. A school trip to the Mr Splendiferous Science Park results in chaos, when the mad scientist is found to be keeping a dangerous troll locked up in the grounds. And Rufus comes face to face with the dangerous sporting hero Brawnulator Powerknees, when a skiing holiday to the Craggle Alps collides with the Winter Trollympics. A stinky, squelchy adventure; a slimy, sausage-slinging adventure; and a slippery, icy adventure – all packed into one gruesome volume.
Weekly World News
Title | Weekly World News PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 44 |
Release | 1992-12-08 |
Genre | |
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Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Samuel Blink and the Runaway Troll
Title | Samuel Blink and the Runaway Troll PDF eBook |
Author | Matt Haig |
Publisher | Penguin |
Total Pages | 384 |
Release | 2008-09-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1101221216 |
When Troll-Son runs away from home, he decides to leave the Shadow Forest behind and move in with his idol, Samuel Blink. Samuel isn't thrilled with the idea of hiding a runaway troll, especially one who copies everything he does, even (ugh!) using his toothbrush. But should Samuel return Troll-Son to the Shadow Forest? After all, he's running from something . . . what danger still lurks there? This engaging adventure showcases Matt Haig's wry sense of humor, drawing readers deeper into the imaginative world introduced in Samuel Blink and the Forbidden Forest.
The Wrong Pong
Title | The Wrong Pong PDF eBook |
Author | Steven Butler |
Publisher | Penguin UK |
Total Pages | 132 |
Release | 2011-05-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0141334053 |
The Wrong Pong by Steven Butler is a laugh-out-loud, stinky story for 5+ girls and boys. One night, Neville Brisket wakes up from a strange dream - a dream that there is a horrible, stumpy finger stuck up his nose. Then he finds his room in a mess, and his dog in the laundry basket. Neville's investigations end sposhily, when he is whooshed down the toilet to the land of Under! In a case of mistaken troll-dentity, he finds himself part of a disgusting new family. Will anybody help Neville get back to Over, or will he be stuck eating rat patties and left sock stew forever? This hilariously delivered tale will delight and disgust parents and children alike. Perfect for fans of Roald Dahl and Horrid Henry. 'Horrid Henry's favourite book!' - Francesca Simon, author of Horrid Henry 'A triumphant debut which will have children clutching the loo-seat in apprehension and laughter' - Amanda Craig, The Times Steven Butler is an actor, dancer and trained circus performer as well as a keen observer of trolls and their disgusting habits. He has starred in Peter Pan, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and as Henry in Horrid Henry Live and Horrid! His primary school headmaster was fantastically funny author Jeremy Strong.
Shit, Actually
Title | Shit, Actually PDF eBook |
Author | Lindy West |
Publisher | Hachette Books |
Total Pages | 272 |
Release | 2020-10-20 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0316449849 |
One of the "Best Books of 2020" by NPR's Book Concierge **Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched** New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?! From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook. Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.