Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life. "The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers." "Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen. "No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu. Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!

DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth. A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth. Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him? Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Contains bacon.