"Where on God's green earth am I going to raise that sort of money? I'm a pensioner!" thought Betty. Then her eyes fell on her daughter's copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.65-year-old Betty had given up on her life's ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a 'get rich quick' scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family.When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed?This is the ~23,000 word quickie that inspired 'My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome'. It's included in the threesome.

To be enjoyed after the original My Granny Writes Erotica book. Betty Berry, a 65-year-old grandmother, is struggling to come to terms with her new, unexpected career as a famous rumpy-pumpy novelist. After being banned from her country club, Betty misses her respectable reputation. When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen. However, the demands of her greedy family force Betty to sell the film rights to her novel – on one condition: she has no part in the creation of such revolting cinematic filth. But things don't go to plan and once again Betty finds herself thrown into the centre of an outrageous hanky-panky scandal.

65-year-old Betty had given up on her life's ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a 'get rich quick' scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel. With little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal. So she sets out to acquire carnal knowledge without arousing the suspicions of her prudish friends and uptight family. When her embittered mother-in-law finds a butt plug in the slow cooker, it seems like the game is up. Will Betty be able to prevent bankruptcy with her salacious prose before her source of income is exposed? The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side.

To be enjoyed after the first two My Granny Writes Erotica quickies.After a lengthy courtship, accidental erotic novelist, Betty Berry, is finally ready to cement her love to her beau, Ted.Mistakenly believing she's found the ideal sophisticated setting for their romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.Oblivious to the scandal unfolding around her, Betty prepares for her night of passion, armed with her fluffy slippers and trusty dunking beaker.Betty is shocked when a former love interest arrives and stumbles upon a rubbery, twelve-inch, dildo under the bed. However, the tragic news he has to share threatens to blow the rubber dong right out of the water.~ 19,000 words.

In need of a 'get rich quick' scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she's a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen. However, the demands of her greedy family force Betty to sell the film rights to her novel - on one condition: she has no part in the creation of such revolting cinematic filth.Finally, after a lengthy courtship, Betty is finally ready to cement her love. Mistakenly believing she's found the ideal setting for her romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side.

To be enjoyed after the first two My Granny Writes Erotica quickies. After a lengthy courtship, accidental erotic novelist, Betty Berry, is finally ready to cement her love to her beau, Ted. Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal sophisticated setting for their romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique. Oblivious to the scandal unfolding around her, Betty prepares for her night of passion, armed with her fluffy slippers and trusty dunking beaker. Betty is shocked when a former love interest arrives and stumbles upon a rubbery, twelve-inch, dildo under the bed. However, the tragic news he has to share threatens to blow the rubber dong right out of the water.

Fly away with Granny as she takes a magic carpet ride around the world, collecting a steadily increasing number of souvenirs from each unique location! This rhyming story will take young readers on an adventure to different countries while teaching them to count along the way.