Lottie Biggs Is Not Desperate

Lottie Biggs Is Not Desperate
Title Lottie Biggs Is Not Desperate PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher
Total Pages 256
Release 2014-07-31
Genre Biggs, Lottie (Fictitious character)
ISBN 9781447265535

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The fantastically hilarious second book in this series about the life of a teenage girl and so much more. Now with a brilliant new cover look. Lottie Biggs is recovering from her mental disorder of a reasonably significant nature with the help of her counsellor, who rather helpfully looks like Johnny Depp. Things are looking up -- her hair is an excellent shade of black, she has a Saturday job in a hairdresser and Gareth Stingecombe and his manly thighs are still the love of her life. When Gareth undoes his trousers to show Lottie a fetching bruise on one of the aforementioned thighs, she comes to the realization that, unlike everyone else she knows, she is A TOTAL UTTER VIRGIN. But how can she get any sort of experience when her boyfriend is doggedly, stubbornly and infuriatingly determined to preserve his energies for the rugby field? The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Desperate

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Desperate
Title Lottie Biggs is (Not) Desperate PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Total Pages 207
Release 2010-05-07
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0330525344

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Lottie Biggs is recovering from her mental disorder of a reasonably significant nature with the help of her counsellor, who rather helpfully looks like Johnny Depp. Things are looking up - her hair is an excellent shade of black, she has a Saturday job in a hairdresser and Gareth Stingecombe and his manly thighs are still the love of her life. When Gareth undoes his trousers to show Lottie a fetching bruise on one of the aforementioned thighs, she comes to the realisation that, unlike everyone else she knows, she is A TOTAL UTTER VIRGIN. But how can she get any sort of experience when her boyfriend is doggedly, stubbornly and infuriatingly determined to preserve his energies for the rugby field? The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Mad

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Mad
Title Lottie Biggs is (Not) Mad PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Total Pages 240
Release 2009-07-03
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0330510401

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My name is Lottie Biggs and in three weeks time, I will be fifteen years old. At school, most people call me Lottie Not-Very-Biggs. I’ve never found this particularly funny . . . My current hair colour is Melody Deep Plum which is not as nice as Melody Forest Flame but definitely better than the dodgy custard colour I tried last week . . . And this is my book – it’s about important things like boys and shoes and polo-neck knickers and rescuing giraffes and NOT fancying Gareth Stingecombe (even though he has manly thighs) and hanging-out with your best friend having A BLATANTLY FUNNY TIME. It is definitely not about sitting in wardrobes or having a mental disturbance of any kind! Painfully honest and laugh-so-hard-you-forget-to-breathe funny. The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.

Lottie Biggs is Not Tragic

Lottie Biggs is Not Tragic
Title Lottie Biggs is Not Tragic PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 0
Release 2011
Genre Biggs, Lottie (Fictitious character)
ISBN 9780330523011

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I think therefore I am, and it's about time I stopped being so ridiculously ridonkulous... Just when things were starting to look up for Lottie her life's gone a bit pear-shaped, wonk-ways and downside up again. Her mum's all soppy over a bloke with a horrible shemo* daughter, her best pal Goose has disappeared in a cloud of nerd-gas and Lottie's in the midst of an existential crisis. There's only one thing to do - get the hell out of Cardiff and go on the road with the gorgeous Gareth Stingecombe (and his manly thighs). But things don't go to plan, and Lottie starts to realise she might have been a bit me me me lately... *a female emo, obviously

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Tragic

Lottie Biggs is (Not) Tragic
Title Lottie Biggs is (Not) Tragic PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Total Pages 256
Release 2011-08-05
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 144720607X

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Just when things were starting to look up for Lottie her life's gone a bit pear-shaped, wonk-ways and downside up again. Her mum's all soppy over a bloke with a horrible shemo* daughter, her best pal Goose has disappeared in a cloud of nerd-gas and Lottie's in the midst of an existential crisis. There's only one thing to do - get the hell out of Cardiff and go on the road with the gorgeous Gareth Stingecombe (and his manly thighs). But things don’t go to plan, and Lottie starts to realise she might have been a bit me me me lately. . . *a female emo, obviously The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.

What's Up With Jody Barton?

What's Up With Jody Barton?
Title What's Up With Jody Barton? PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Total Pages 227
Release 2012-05-24
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1447225961

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If you write a review of this book, please don't give away Jody's secret! It's hard enough being one half of the world's least identical twins, without both of you falling for the same guy. Jolene's turned flirting into a fine art, but Jody? Not so much. And as if a twinny love triangle wasn't messy enough . . . there's something nobody knows about Jody Barton. Something BIG. Told with the trademark warmth and laugh-out-loud humour of the much-loved Lottie Biggs books, this is a book that will make you think, with a gobsmacking twist you won't believe. Shortlisted for the Costa Book Awards 2012.

The Nearest Faraway Place

The Nearest Faraway Place
Title The Nearest Faraway Place PDF eBook
Author Hayley Long
Publisher Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
Total Pages 219
Release 2017-07-13
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 147140627X

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A powerfully told story of the love between two brothers in the aftermath of a family tragedy Griff and Dylan are driving into Manhattan with their parents when the worst happens. There is a terrible car accident and Dylan and Griff1s parents are killed. The boys are suddenly orphans with nowhere to go, until a kind aunt and uncle give them a new home in Wales. Now Dylan and Griff have everything they need love, a happy home and a future. But Dylan is worried about Griff: whether he is OK, whether he is coping with his grief. He doesn't seem to want to speak about it or really acknowledge the loss of their parents. But Dylan needs to be even braver than Griff, because there is something very important he needs to face up to before he can move on. The heartbreaking new novel from award-winning author Hayley Long Winner of the Mal Peet Children's Book Award at the 2017 East Anglian Book Awards, the Tir na n-Og Award (English language) 2018, the Staffordshire Libraries YTF2018 (Young Teen Fiction) Book Award and the Young Jury Prize 2020 (Flanders). Nominated for the Carnegie Medal 2018 Shortlisted for the Brilliant Book Award 2019, the Warwickshire Secondary Books Award 2019, the Stockport Children's Book Award 2018, the Hillingdon Secondary Book of the Year 2018 and the Dudley Teen Book Awards 2018