Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining

Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining
Title Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining PDF eBook
Author Judy Sheindlin
Publisher Harper Collins
Total Pages 258
Release 1997-01-10
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 0060927941

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font COLOR="#000000" FACE="MS Sans Serif" SIZE="1" ¡n we get some reality in here?ߡsks Judy Sheindlin, former supervising judge for Manhattan Family Court. For twenty–four years she has laid down the law as she understands it: ● If you want to eat, you have to work. ● If you have children, you'd better support them. If you break the law, you have to pay. If you tap the public purse, you'd better be accountable. Now she abandons all judicial restraint in a scathing critique of the system – filled with realistic hard–nosed alternatives to our bloated welfare bureaucracy and our soft–on–crime laws.

Beauty Fades/Dumb Is Forever

Beauty Fades/Dumb Is Forever
Title Beauty Fades/Dumb Is Forever PDF eBook
Author Judy Sheindlin
Publisher Harper Collins
Total Pages 212
Release 2000-01-26
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 006092991X

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Judge Judy has heard enough.As a family court judge in New York City and now in her successful TV courtroom show, she has listened to thousands of excuses, complaints, and tales of woe from women of every background, and she's ready to rule. Women, she states with her trademark frankness, need to wise up, stop subjugating who they are, and stop making stupid decisions in the name of love. They hide their talents and opinions so they won't offend. They tiptoe through life letting others take credit for their ideas because they would rather be liked than respected. They spend their lives trying to please everyone but them-selves, and then they wonder why they feel so frustrated and unfulfilled. Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever presents Judge Judy's ten hard and true lessons for happiness: Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Don't crawl when you can fly. What goes up must come down. Denial is a river in Egypt. Master the game--then play it. You're the trunk of the tree. You can't teach the bull to dance. Failure doesn't build character. Letting go is half the fun. You can be the hero of your own story.

Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
Title Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover PDF eBook
Author Judge Judy Sheindlin
Publisher HarperCollins
Total Pages 0
Release 2002-06-18
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9780064437677

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Which would you do? judge Judy challenges you to be the judge! It's the first day of school, and your teacher looks very tough. You should: Give him a hard time because you think he's going to give you a hard time. Try to get out of his class. Be extra well behaved; maybe he'll like you. Give him a chance; maybe he's really nice. Kids develop a sense of morality at an early age, but parents often need help teaching them how to make good decisions. Judge Judy's first book, Win or Lose by How You Choose!, wowed critics and topped three best-seller lists by presenting kids with questions about real-life dilemmas and asking them to select the right response from a list of choices. In You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover, Family Court judge and popular TV show presenter Judge Judy tackles the moral choices kids encounter every day at school. By setting up recognizable scenarios and then challenging kids to judge which of four responses best fits the case, judge Judy creates a platform for adults and children to talk through the answers together.

No Matter How Loud I Shout

No Matter How Loud I Shout
Title No Matter How Loud I Shout PDF eBook
Author Edward Humes
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 400
Release 2015-03-17
Genre Social Science
ISBN 1476796831

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Now updated with a new introduction and afterword, this award-winning examination of the nation’s largest juvenile criminal justice system in Los Angeles by a Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist is “an important book with a message of great urgency, especially to all concerned with the future of America’s children” (Booklist). In an age when violence and crime by young people is again on the rise, No Matter How Loud I Shout offers a rare look inside the juvenile court system that deals with these children and the impact decisions made in the courts had on the rest of their lives. Granted unprecedented access to the Los Angeles Juvenile Court, including the judges, the probation officers, and the children themselves, Edward Humes creates an unforgettable portrait of a chaotic system that is neither saving our children in danger nor protecting us from adolescent violence. Yet he shows us there is also hope in the handful of courageous individuals working tirelessly to triumph over seemingly insurmountable odds. Weaving together a poignant, compelling narrative with razor-sharp investigative reporting, No Matter How Loud I Shout is a convincingly reported, profoundly disturbing discussion of the Los Angeles juvenile court’s failings, providing terrifying evidence of the system’s inability to slow juvenile crime or to make even a reasonable stab at rehabilitating troubled young offenders. Humes draws an alarming portrait of a judicial system in disarray.

Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover
Title Judge Judy Sheindlin's You Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover PDF eBook
Author Judy Sheindlin
Publisher Turtleback Books
Total Pages
Release 2002-09-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9780606245661

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Provides recognizable school scenarios that challenge kids to judge which of the four responses best fits the case, exploring moral choices and consequences that their decisions could bring.

Rules for School

Rules for School
Title Rules for School PDF eBook
Author Alec Greven
Publisher Harper Collins
Total Pages 51
Release 2010-06-22
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 0062007947

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Scared of school? Don't worry. You can be cool and rule! School is hard! There's a lot to know, like where to sit on the bus, how to find your way around the halls, and what to do to make sure you stay on your teacher's good side. Lucky for you Alec Greven has just turned eleven, and he's seen it all. Alec passes down his sixth-grade wisdom and gives advice that will help every student who's starting out or just started out on the wrong foot. Want to rule the school? Alec tells you how!

Keep It Simple, Stupid

Keep It Simple, Stupid
Title Keep It Simple, Stupid PDF eBook
Author Judy Sheindlin
Publisher Harper
Total Pages 192
Release 2000-07-25
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 9780060197230

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Today's definition of family is completely unrecognizable from what it was forty, thirty, even twenty years ago. Into the chaos that has become typical of the modern American family, judge Judy Sheindlin attempts to bring some order. With Keep It Simple, Stupid, Judge Judy addresses how convoluted family life has become. The traditional nuclear family has expanded to include exes and parents of exes, merging families, stepchildren, lovers, adopted children, in-laws the list goes on and on. Complex issues naturally arise from the enlarged families into which we're born. There is the ex-wife who wants more child support from husband number one so she can stay home with new baby by husband number two. There are the parents who gave their daughter thirty thousand dollars as a wedding gift only to watch the marriage quickly crumble and their former son-in-law claim half the money. How about the adult son who runs out on his kids, leaving his parents to pay his child support? When it comes to families, Judge Judy has seen it all in her courtroom, and she knows stupidity when she sees it. Tackling all the explosive issues that drive families crazy -- and into court -- Judge Judy shares her on-target, brutally honest thoughts on the chaos that is characteristic of today's American family and gives no-holds-barred advice on how to resolve conflicts and repair relationships.