The ultimate guide on how to be a happy and successful ... DOG! The charming, heartwarming illustrations show how dogs choose their owners, where it's best to sleep in the house (under the owner's duvet, of course), how to scare the vet away and how to pretend you haven't been fed yet... An e-book picture book that gives children and grown-ups a warm, happy glow!

Written by a dog, and with helpful additions by other dogs, How to Be a Dog is essential reading not only for all canines but also for their owners and dog lovers, providing an insight into their pet's sometimes curious behaviour. As you'd expect from a book written by a dog about humans, it's irreverent, cynical and disrespectful. Dogs provide helpful observations and advice on specific issues: for example, how to retain any semblance of self-esteem while wearing the 'Cone of Shame' anti-scratch collar or how to really frustrate your owner when playing 'fetch'. How to Be a Dog is the official rulebook of the doggie world - a hilarious guide for living with - or putting up with - humans, and always getting the upper hand (or paw).

Part of a poetry group in Porthcawl, John Davies has been nurturing his love of writing poetry for the past five years. In a competition set up by his fellow peers in the poetry group, John’s own poem, How to be a Dog, won first place as best ‘How To’, and went on to inspire his poetry collection of the same name. An intriguing title, for an intriguing selection of poems - created to introduce children to the joy of poetry. Entertaining and exciting, with poems to grow up with, How to be a Dog is the perfect collection to read to your children.

There's a brand new guide out that will teach you everything your dog wants you to know about raising and training him to be a "Top Dog." You do that by reading this terrific manual for dog owners. • Purebred or Heinz Variety - this goes back to the reason you want a dog in the first place • Where to find the perfect pal for you - classified ads - breeders - what to look for when shopping around • An obedient owner is a happy owner • How to select the correct toys for your dog - some toys can actually be harmful - learn how to select the appropriate toys for your canine • Making the adoption work - integrating into your family unit - who is the leader of the pack? • House training - an important part of training - Karl includes hints on getting rid of stains - just in case • Feeding time - the right food for the right stage • When to see the vet - vaccinations of course - but what about illness? • Who's in charge - learning the rules - your dog will grow weary of trying to teach

Would You Like To Rescue A Dog? Shelter dogs have uncertain backgrounds, many having suffered abuse and neglect. When a dog is traumatised by its past experiences, what does it take to turn a nervous, possibly aggressive animal into a happy, contented and well-balanced pet? This is Katie Woods’ guide to the Four Essential Elements of Dog Rescue, based on tales of the dogs she herself has rescued, owned and loved. With anecdotes and advice, this book will help you bond with your Shelter Dog and enable you to have a happy and fulfilling life together.

His Book is Worse than his Bite! Noticing that humans live in a dog-eat-dog world, have dog day afternoons, eat their leftovers from doggie bags, go out with dogs, etc., Spot has decided to cash in on his observations! The result is this dog of a book that will have you howling! Every dog has his day, and today it's Spot helping you with the most pressing issues in every dog's life, such as: Choosing the Right Master How to Handle Boredom Satisfying the Inner Dog Protecting Your Turf The Fine Art of Living with Guilt Facing Up to Punishment Whether you are a dog owner or a misinformed canine in need of some guidance, How to Be a Successful Dog is the book for you. Success guaranteed; satisfaction, maybe.