For This We Left Egypt?
Title | For This We Left Egypt? PDF eBook |
Author | Dave Barry |
Publisher | Macmillan + ORM |
Total Pages | 128 |
Release | 2017-03-07 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 125011022X |
The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.
For This We Left Egypt?
Title | For This We Left Egypt? PDF eBook |
Author | Dave Barry |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 141 |
Release | 2017-03-07 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1250110211 |
A hilarious parody of the Passover Haggadah from three award-winning comedy writers.
Out of Egypt
Title | Out of Egypt PDF eBook |
Author | André Aciman |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Total Pages | 356 |
Release | 2007-01-23 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 9780312426552 |
A chronicle of a "Jewish family from its bold arrival in Egypt at the turn of the century to its defeated exodus three generations later."
Just Imagine! We're Leaving Egypt
Title | Just Imagine! We're Leaving Egypt PDF eBook |
Author | M. Safra |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 84 |
Release | 2016-03 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781600914256 |
Antiquities of the Jews ; Book - II
Title | Antiquities of the Jews ; Book - II PDF eBook |
Author | Flavius Josephus |
Publisher | Alpha Edition |
Total Pages | 76 |
Release | 2021-12-16 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 9789355396327 |
The book, "" Antiquities of the Jews; Book - II "", has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies and hence the text is clear and readable.
Out of Egypt
Title | Out of Egypt PDF eBook |
Author | Ahmed Osman |
Publisher | Vintage |
Total Pages | 338 |
Release | 1999 |
Genre | Christianity |
ISBN | 9780099277651 |
The Haggadah
Title | The Haggadah PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 1957 |
Genre | Haggadot |
ISBN |