Life Sucks, Death Bites

Life Sucks, Death Bites
Title Life Sucks, Death Bites PDF eBook
Author Julie Kushner
Publisher Lulu.com
Total Pages 261
Release 2010-01-07
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0557263395

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36-year old actuary Gerald Blumenstein despised every aspect of his life. His butterball-esque appearance was unappealing, his dull job unnerving, his cramped apartment uncomfortable, and his love life nonexistent. And yet, not a soul in the world was more petrified of death than Gerald. In fact, Gerald Blumenstein would do anything to avoid dying, even if it meant remaining trapped forever in an existence that, quite frankly, sucked. Then, one fateful night, while attending a highly unorthodox therapy session mandated by his boss, Gerald Blumenstein died. Now his life will never be the same ...Life Sucks, Death Bites is a dark comedy about the inconveniences of daily life and nightly undeath, with some romance and a bit of psychotherapy thrown in for good measure. If the three critically acclaimed HBO series, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, and In Treatment, could procreate, this novel would undoubtedly be the lovechild that they would produce.

Dying Bites

Dying Bites
Title Dying Bites PDF eBook
Author DD Barant
Publisher St. Martin's Paperbacks
Total Pages 320
Release 2009-06-30
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1429917687

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DD Barant launches The Bloodhound Files with Dying Bites—a "fresh and original take on urban fantasy" (Romantic Times) with a heroine who's "remarkable, strong-willed and smart" (Publishers Weekly). Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers." What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world—one in which only one percent of the population is human—is that a woman's work is never done. And reality is getting stranger every day... Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves. David's world—one that also includes lycanthropes and golems—is one with little knowledge of mental illness. An insane serial killer is a threat the NSA has no experience with. But Jace does. Stranded in a reality where Bela Lugosi is a bigger box office draw than Bruce Willis and every full moon is Mardi Gras, Jace must now hunt down a fellow human before he brings the entire planet to the brink of madness. Or she may never see her own world again...

Death Bite

Death Bite
Title Death Bite PDF eBook
Author Brent Monahan
Publisher Crossroad Press
Total Pages
Release 2018-10-23
Genre Fiction
ISBN

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Its bite is seven times more lethal than a rattler, twenty-five times more deadly than a cobra. It will kill a horse in five minutes. It is nineteen feet long and moves with deadly speed. It is soundless, lashing out at its victim without warning. It is the taipan, the world's deadliest snake. AND NOW IT IS LOOSE. When will it strike again?

Dying Bites

Dying Bites
Title Dying Bites PDF eBook
Author D. D. Barant
Publisher Tantor Media Incorporated
Total Pages
Release 2014-05-10
Genre FICTION
ISBN 9781452628561

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A sexy FBI profiler teams up with a member of the vampire elite to put a stop to a series of gruesome murders tearing up the streets of Seattle, in this first novel of a stunning new fantasy series.

A Dictionary of Treatment ...

A Dictionary of Treatment ...
Title A Dictionary of Treatment ... PDF eBook
Author Sir William Whitla
Publisher
Total Pages 1042
Release 1902
Genre
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A Dictionary of Treatment, Or, Therapeutic Index

A Dictionary of Treatment, Or, Therapeutic Index
Title A Dictionary of Treatment, Or, Therapeutic Index PDF eBook
Author William Whitla
Publisher
Total Pages 934
Release 1892
Genre Therapeutics
ISBN

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The Dying of the Light: Beginning

The Dying of the Light: Beginning
Title The Dying of the Light: Beginning PDF eBook
Author Jason Kristopher
Publisher Grey Gecko Press
Total Pages 491
Release 2016-01-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1938821467

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Enjoy the triumphant finale of the series that's been called the "best since World War Z! He awoke and, for the first time in almost twenty-five years, remembered who he was... It’s been 25 years since the zombie prion wiped out 99.998% of the human race, leaving a handful of souls cowering in concrete-and-steel bunkers beneath the surface of the United States. The walkers won, for a time, scouring the Earth clean of more than seven billion humans. Now, it’s time for those few to take back their home. Nothing is ever easy for the survivors, though, and they find that their biggest enemy is not the few remaining walkers, but instead, as always, each other. The terror that has haunted them all for nearly 30 years now has a face, and is threatening to unleash the worst nightmare yet on the few who remain. A character-driven series similar to The Walking Dead on AMC, the first book, The Dying of the Light: End was a Top 5 Finalist in Kindle Book Review's “Best Indie Books of 2012” competition. The sequel, Interval, was a Top 5 Finalist in 2013. A fourth companion volume, The Walker Chronicles: Tales from The Dying of the Light, collects short stories from the world of the series and is being updated with new stories as they're released.