There's a Hair in My Dirt!
Title | There's a Hair in My Dirt! PDF eBook |
Author | Gary Larson |
Publisher | Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 1998 |
Genre | American fiction |
ISBN | 9780613229456 |
A young worm gets a lesson in life and ecology from his wise father.
There's a Hair in My Dirt!
Title | There's a Hair in My Dirt! PDF eBook |
Author | Gary Larson |
Publisher | Gardners Books |
Total Pages | 64 |
Release | 2000-10 |
Genre | Art |
ISBN | 9780751529661 |
Gary Larson writes: Our story begins with a family of worms who are having dinner one fine evening and Son Worm is unhappy. Unhappy because he's found a hair in his plate of dirt. It's the proverbial straw and it leads him to bemoan his fate as a worm - he's sick and tired of being a worm, tired of being at the bottom of the food chain. His father, upset by his outburst, decides to tell him the tale of a fair human maiden called Harriet. Even with the wonder of satellite television, Harriet loved the Great Outdoors and took many wondrous walks along her favourite woodland trail, adventures filled with mystery and magic. Unfortunately, although Harriet was fair and kindhearted (to a very dangerous degree) she was also, well, dumb. She didn't quite understand what she was seeing, didn't realise that in Nature, what you see is not necessarily what you get ...
Bugs in My Hair!
Title | Bugs in My Hair! PDF eBook |
Author | David Shannon |
Publisher | Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | 38 |
Release | 2016-09-27 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1338137786 |
Is something bugging you? Bestselling award-winner David Shannon shows the funny side of waging war against -- oh no! -- head lice. This book is guaranteed to make you laugh -- and itch! From the opening picture of a happy, oversized louse appearing with his suitcases, you know these bugs are determined to stay, and Mom is about to go nuts! Nobody talks about them, but they are everywhere. (Some estimate 20 million children a year host them.) Oh the shame and humiliation of having bugs in your hair! But if you go to school, or have play dates, chances are good you might meet them someday. Maybe you already have! Lucky for you, the unwelcome bugs in this story are so funny you will be laughing aloud -- even when Mom attacks them with battle-tested anti-lice weapons.Shannon peppers his hilarious scenes with fun, "nitpicking" facts about these "lousy" critters and pokes fun at common denial: "It's probably ash from that volcano in Pogo Pogo."Soon the party's over -- Bye bye, Little Nasties! Once again Shannon has created a fresh, highly entertaining read-aloud classic that begs to be read again and again.
Tallgrass
Title | Tallgrass PDF eBook |
Author | Sandra Dallas |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Total Pages | 332 |
Release | 2007-04-03 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780312360191 |
Her life turned upside-down when a Japanese internment camp is opened in their small Colorado town, Rennie witnesses the way her community places suspicion on the newcomers when a young girl is murdered.
Can't and Won't
Title | Can't and Won't PDF eBook |
Author | Lydia Davis |
Publisher | Macmillan + ORM |
Total Pages | 252 |
Release | 2014-04-08 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0374711437 |
A new collection of short stories from the woman Rick Moody has called "the best prose stylist in America" Her stories may be literal one-liners: the entirety of "Bloomington" reads, "Now that I have been here for a little while, I can say with confidence that I have never been here before." Or they may be lengthier investigations of the havoc wreaked by the most mundane disruptions to routine: in "A Small Story About a Small Box of Chocolates," a professor receives a gift of thirty-two small chocolates and is paralyzed by the multitude of options she imagines for their consumption. The stories may appear in the form of letters of complaint; they may be extracted from Flaubert's correspondence; or they may be inspired by the author's own dreams, or the dreams of friends. What does not vary throughout Can't and Won't, Lydia Davis's fifth collection of stories, is the power of her finely honed prose. Davis is sharply observant; she is wry or witty or poignant. Above all, she is refreshing. Davis writes with bracing candor and sly humor about the quotidian, revealing the mysterious, the foreign, the alienating, and the pleasurable within the predictable patterns of daily life.
In the House Upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods
Title | In the House Upon the Dirt Between the Lake and the Woods PDF eBook |
Author | Matt Bell |
Publisher | Soho Press |
Total Pages | 321 |
Release | 2013 |
Genre | Grief |
ISBN | 1616952539 |
A newly-wed couple escape a busy confusion of their homeland for a distant and almost uninhabited lakeshore. They plan to lead a simple life there, fishing the lake, trapping the nearby woods and building a house upon the dirt between where they can raise a family. But as their every pregnancy fails, the child-obsessed husband begins to rage at this new world: the song-spun objects somehow created by his wife's beautiful singing voice, the giant and sentient bear that rules the beasts of the woods... A powerful exploration of the limits of parenthood and marriage.
Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems
Title | Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Foxworthy |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Total Pages | 33 |
Release | 2009-10 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 0061765252 |
In this hilarious collection of poems, comedian Jeff Foxworthy creates a neighborhood filled with fun, family, friends, and more. Here you'll meet Cousin Lizzy, Uncle Ed and Aunt Foo Foo, cows with horns that don't go beep, dads in sweaters, also sheep. From the thrill of flying to the imaginary planet Woosocket to bonding with a friend over a shared hatred of spinach, these poems capture the very essence of being a kid. Filled with sly humor and always affectionate, "Dirt on My Shirt" is sure to delight kids, big and little, everywhere.