The Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Grossest Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Portable Press |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2016-05-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781626865853 |
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 203 |
Release | 2020-09-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1645175030 |
Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 91 |
Release | 2017-05-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 168412008X |
A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | Portable Press |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2019-07-23 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 9781684129416 |
Turn Halloween from scary to silly with hundreds of kid-friendly jokes! Get ready for Halloween with more than 945 brand-new Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, and one-liners. The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! contains all types of kid-friendly jokes that are perfect to tell while trick-or-treating or at a spooky party. Whether your kids prefer to dress up as monsters or superheroes, they’ll laugh out loud at jokes such as... Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie? A: “Get a life!” Q: Where do mummies go for pizza? A: Pizza Tut Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.
The Grossest Joke Book Ever!
Title | The Grossest Joke Book Ever! PDF eBook |
Author | Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 128 |
Release | 2016-05-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1626866147 |
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Dad Jokes
Title | Dad Jokes PDF eBook |
Author | Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 254 |
Release | 2017-09-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Title | The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! PDF eBook |
Author | May Roche |
Publisher | Castle Point Books |
Total Pages | 241 |
Release | 2018-10-16 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1250190037 |
Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!