The Child Within Has Been Awakened But The Old Lady on the Outside Just Collapsed

The Child Within Has Been Awakened But The Old Lady on the Outside Just Collapsed
Title The Child Within Has Been Awakened But The Old Lady on the Outside Just Collapsed PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 146
Release 1994-09
Genre Humor
ISBN 9780836217612

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Cathy Guisewite says she draws herself--but millions personally relate to her ability to juggle life's challenges with style and wit. Every woman beseiged by the colliding demands of bosses, boyfriends (or their lack), and a mother who longingly brandishes a copy of Brides magazine can--and will--buy in.

Girl Food

Girl Food
Title Girl Food PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews Mcmeel+ORM
Total Pages 225
Release 2012-12-18
Genre Cooking
ISBN 0740786288

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“A volume of recipes to help Cathy’s female fans cope with real-life maddening males” from the Emmy Award-winning cartoonist (Booklist). Cathy’s fights with food are legendary. She battles the bag of chips, the last piece of cake, the chocolate that calls her name. Now, in this delightful cookbook, the creative cartoon figure finally puts her fondness for food to work for the benefit of all womankind. It’s all about Girl Food! Coauthored by cartoonist Cathy Guisewite and food writer Barbara Albright, Girl Food dishes up recipes in ways women really think about eating. Five categories—from Romance Food to Swimsuit Food to Consolation Food—contain taste-tempting recipes for all occasions. Whether the reader’s trying to woo or she’s ruing the day she ever met him, Girl Food serves up just the right kind of nourishment, with a dash of Cathy’s special humor. Consider these tasty morsels: “He Actually Believed Me When I Said I Could Cook” Seduction Steak with Portobello Mushroom Sauce “Why Did I Volunteer to Bring Something” Party Pasta Salad “The Proposal Is Due; I Lost the File; I’m Staying Home” Chicken Soup All of Girl Food’s eighty recipes were developed by Albright, a registered dietitian, former editor-in-chief of Chocolatier Magazine, and author of numerous bestselling books on baking. Cathy—who personally tested every recipe—appears throughout the book, giving bonafide fans a chance to cook and commiserate with one of their favorite food friends. “An amusing arrangement of recipes divided into categories such as Romance Food, Swimsuit Food, Sweat Suit Food, Grown-Up Food and Consolation Food.” —Chicago Tribune

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Title I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 256
Release 2012-12-11
Genre Humor
ISBN 1449441068

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In this funny collection, America’s favorite comic strip heroine balances the demands of life—love, family, career, food, and shopping. Cathy has been woman’s best friend in matters of love, food, and shopping, although maybe not always in that order! Here is a collection for the frazzled modern woman who is forever plagued by the innate love of chocolate, and who is constantly in search of at least a semi-decent romance in the midst of career demands and parents who always have advice.

I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous

I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous
Title I'd Scream Except I Look So Fabulous PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 134
Release 2012-11-06
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740786113

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America’s favorite comic strip heroine navigates the perils of being a modern woman in this hilarious collection. By now, we’re all familiar with Cathy’s battles among the four basic guilt groups: food, Mom, love, and career. Women can identify with Cathy Guisewite’s hilarious portrayal of the universal struggles of modern femininity. A confirmed chocoholic, Cathy often consoles herself with one more trip to the fridge, then pays for it with frightening excursions in department store dressing rooms. Mom pushes Cathy to find the man who will give her grandchildren. As for her career, Cathy struggles to be a superstar, even though her desk looks like a disaster area. In fact, Cathy’s all-too-recognizable life is what endears her to devoted readers. Her countless fans look on their cartoon heroine as a best friend, someone who really knows the trials and tribulations of the working single woman. From Internet dating to Christmas catalog fiascoes, from winter-flu one-upmanship at the office to kitchen technique discussions with Mom, Cathy puts her finger on the kinds of situations that women face in their real lives on a daily basis. In this Cathy collection, I’d Scream Except I Look So Fabulous, our favorite cartoon character once again shows why her popularity soars. Who can’t relate to the discomfort fashion sometimes dictates in order to be trendy.

Shoes

Shoes
Title Shoes PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 195
Release 2012-11-06
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740786148

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America’s favorite comic strip heroine shares her passion for footwear in this hilarious collection. Like best friends who’ve been together year after year, through thick and thin, Cathy and her adoring public have created a solid and stable relationship. Faithful readers count on their cartoon heroine to tell it like it is, whether the subject is relationships, shopping, or parental responsibilities. In Shoes: Chocolate for the Feet, women immediately comprehend this connection between two of Cathy’s downfalls-food and shopping. Cathy continues to battle the bulge, constantly losing the tug-of-war between her thin clothes and a well-stocked refrigerator. Millions of women have hilariously identified with Cathy's struggles with the four basic guilt groups: food, love, mother, and career.

My Granddaughter Has Fleas!!

My Granddaughter Has Fleas!!
Title My Granddaughter Has Fleas!! PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 132
Release 1989
Genre Humor
ISBN 9780836218558

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Cathy chronicles the demands of a "thirty-something" career woman responding to the modern complexities of everyday life. A broad audience will relate to the hassles of relationships and career challenges in which Cathy finds solutions. Emmy Award for Best Animated Special.

Confessions to My Mother

Confessions to My Mother
Title Confessions to My Mother PDF eBook
Author Cathy Guisewite
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages 102
Release 2013-02-05
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740786016

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For years, Cathy and her mother have been working out their relationship on the comic pages in such an honest, relatable, humor-filled way that thousands of mothers and daughters have written to say the comic strip is the single thing that has helped them keep speaking to each other over the years. In Confessions to My Mother, Cathy helps daughters speak to their mothers in an even more poignant way--with page after page of everything from embarrassing truths... "The last time you came to visit I spent a whole day hiding things before you got here." to belated admissions... I'm sorry for the 10 to 15 years I spent grunting at you." to personal revelations... The inside of my bathroom cabinet looks exactly as bad as the inside of your bathroom cabinet." and heartfelt sentiments.. "When I make your chicken soup, it doesn't taste like your chicken soup." "The thing I am the most sure of in my life is that you love me." "Because of you, I can't throw out a cardboard box." According to creator Cathy Guisewite, Confessions to My Mother is "all the deep, insightful, meaningful things I want to say to Mom, but never actually say because I'm too busy acting like a five-year-old when I'm with her."