Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Filled with over 235 Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society to bring back polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior for a civilized society, and to abandon barbarism and chaos in the sewer where it belongs. Includes etiquette while driving, in school, at the workplace, at the dinner table, dealing with neighbors, in the grocery store, or at any public place. A helpful book for any person, regardless of age, who is interested in improving their manners. Also makes marvelous gifts to buy in bulk for those who desperately need it.

Try to say these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight. Two talkative toads together told Tommy turtle to take tomato tonic to Timothy tarantula on Tuesday. Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially. Seven silly swinging spiders sipped strawberry syrup through straws. Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry. Entertain with friends at parties or at that boring family reunion. This ferociously funny frenzied book is family friendly fabulously formulated fast by a friendly family frolicking forth Friday for french fried franks farmed by funky farmer Fred!

Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth! AMUSING ANIMALS JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE contains silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about all kinds of animals, big and small! Also learn how to write your own animal joke book!

What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!

Fun jokes, riddles, puns, and anecdotes about frogs and toads for kids ages 7 to 107! It's toadally spectacular and ribbiting!

A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.