Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs
Title Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 288
Release 2010-02-02
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101184833

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Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans

Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans
Title Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 330
Release 2012-04-03
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101561513

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Someone is eating for two... Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade. When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true? Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six
Title Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 283
Release 2011-08-02
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101517425

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For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with. When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Real Vampires Have More to Love

Real Vampires Have More to Love
Title Real Vampires Have More to Love PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 300
Release 2010-12-07
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101445742

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Read Gerry Bartlett's blogs and other content on the Penguin Community. View our feature on Gerry Bartlett’s Real Vampires Have More to Love. Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard turned apartment mate Valdez, there's enough man-candy around to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush. Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit on her head, thanks to when she took out a techno-freak billionaire. Now, between planning a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...

Real Vampires Don't Diet

Real Vampires Don't Diet
Title Real Vampires Don't Diet PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 356
Release 2009-01-06
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9780425225646

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Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky. Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

Real Vampires Know Hips Happen
Title Real Vampires Know Hips Happen PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 357
Release 2013-03-05
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101619597

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More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.

Real Vampires Have Curves

Real Vampires Have Curves
Title Real Vampires Have Curves PDF eBook
Author Gerry Bartlett
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 340
Release 2008
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9780425220962

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