Never Sniff A Gift Fish

Never Sniff A Gift Fish
Title Never Sniff A Gift Fish PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 226
Release 1984-09-15
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0805000313

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Here are the hilarious tales of a sportsman's life in the great and often not-so great outdoors. McManus offers more cracker-barrel wisdom and zany insights into the agonies and ecstasies of hunting, fishing, and camping.

Never Sniff a Gift Fish

Never Sniff a Gift Fish
Title Never Sniff a Gift Fish PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Turtleback Books
Total Pages
Release 1984-09-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781417617210

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More humerous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.

They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?

They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?
Title They Shoot Canoes, Don't They? PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Holt Paperbacks
Total Pages 240
Release 1982-09-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 1466809523

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With tongue pressed firmly in cheek and a gentle but penetrating eye for human foibles, Patrick F. McManus celebrates the hidden pleasures, unappreciated lore, and opportunities for disaster to be found in the recreations of camping, hunting, and fishing in his hilarious collection They Shoot Canoes, Don’t They? Gathered here for the reader’s edification are such treasures as the true but little known story of the discovery of the efficacy of live bait by Genghis Khan’s chef, an examination of the precarious and perhaps fanatical expertise required for ice fishing, and a consideration of the circumstances that can cause a deer to ride a bicycle. Among additional topics explored are The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps, The Sensuous Angler, and Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen. Included, too, is The Hunter’s Dictionary, an invaluable lexicon that helps the novice sportsman understand such arcane terminology as “Ooooooeee-ah-ah-ah! (If there’s one thing I hate, it’s putting on cold, wet pants in the morning)” and “Baff mast pime ig bead feas mid miff pife! (That’s the last time I try to eat peas in the dark with my hunting knife!)” The author’s appreciation of outdoor life began in his early boyhood, when he absorbed a wealth of improbable information imparted by the old woodsman Rancid Crabtree, “who bathed only on leap years.” Young McManus also enjoyed special adventures with his ill-remembered sidekick, Retch Sweeney, and another boon companion of days gone by, the loquacious family dog, Strange, whose exploits as a hunter were limited to assaulting stray chickens and on one memorable occasion a skunk. “McManus here follows up A Fine and Pleasant Misery with a collection of sketches that launches him into the front ranks of outdoor humorists.”—Library Journal

How I Got This Way

How I Got This Way
Title How I Got This Way PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages 242
Release 2010-04-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 1429900695

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Patrick McManus, the bestselling author of such hilarious books as A Fine and Pleasant Misery and Never Sniff a Gift Fish, now offers readers solid thoughts on the qualities that define leadership, beginning with the need to be tall, and much more, in this outrageous collection of short pieces that reveals his tortuous trip along the writer's path.

A Fine and Pleasant Misery

A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Title A Fine and Pleasant Misery PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 226
Release 1981-04-15
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0805000321

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Witty cautionary tales of outdoor life.

Never Sniff A Gift Fish

Never Sniff A Gift Fish
Title Never Sniff A Gift Fish PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Holt Paperbacks
Total Pages 226
Release 1984-09-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 1466809485

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More humorous observations and insights into the agonies and ecstacies of hunting, fishing, and camping by the author of They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?and other celebrations of life in the wild.

The Grasshopper Trap

The Grasshopper Trap
Title The Grasshopper Trap PDF eBook
Author Patrick F. McManus
Publisher Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages 207
Release 1986-09-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 1466809426

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Patrick F. McManus, the “funniest guy in the Outdoor Life and Field & Stream gang...offers another bag of whimsy in the Great Outdoors”* with The Grasshopper Trap. In this collection of thirty zany stories, spoofing camping, fishing, and other outdoor recreational activities, McManus shares his hilarious wilderness misadventures. From facing an angry bear with an unloaded gun and the folly of running a boat while it’s still on the trailer to not questioning the ingredients found in camp cookout cuisine and the best methods of catching grasshoppers, no one knows how to express Mother Nature’s sense of humor like Patrick F. McManus. “It’s enough to tickle the most rabid member of the National Rifle Association.”—*Kirkus Reviews