Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim

Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
Title Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher St. Martin's Press
Total Pages 272
Release 2012-11-13
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1250025079

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Love and guilt are thick in the Scottoline/Serritella household, and Lisa and Francesca's mother-daughter-turned-best-friends bond will strike a familiar note to many. But now that Lisa is a suburban empty nester and Francesca is an independent twentysomething in the big city, they have to learn how to stay close while living apart. How does a mother's love translate across state lines and over any semblance of personal boundaries? You'll laugh out loud as they face off over the proper technique for packing dishes, the importance of bringing a coat in the summertime, and the dos and don'ts of dating at any age. Add feisty octogenarian Mother Mary to the mix, and you have a Molotov cocktail of estrogen, opinions, and fun. These stories will make you laugh, cry, and call your mother, daughter, and all your girlfriends.

Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim

Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
Title Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 274
Release 2012-11-13
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 0312640080

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From the bestselling mother/daughter writing duo comes another hilarious collection of essays about motherhood, daughterhood, womanhood, and "does this hood look good on me?"

Truly Funny Stories Vol. 2

Truly Funny Stories Vol. 2
Title Truly Funny Stories Vol. 2 PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher St. Martin's Press
Total Pages 560
Release 2015-11-10
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1250100054

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The collections from beloved mother-daughter writing duo Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are among the best reviewed humor books published today and have been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Here for the first time in a fabulous eBook bundle are two of their witty and warm collections. Best Friends, Occasional Enemies Lisa and Francesca are best friends-99.9 percent of the time. In other words, they're just like every mother and daughter in the world-best friends and occasional enemies. Here they dish about it all, and whether you're a mother or a daughter you'll find yourself laughing, nodding, and reading this book to those you love. Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim How does a mother's love translate across state lines and over any semblance of personal boundaries? You'll laugh out loud as Lisa and Francesca face-off over the proper technique for packing dishes, the importance of bringing a coat in the summertime, and the dos and don'ts of dating at any age. Add Mother Mary to the mix, and you have a Molotov cocktail of estrogen, opinions, and fun.

Best Friends, Occasional Enemies

Best Friends, Occasional Enemies
Title Best Friends, Occasional Enemies PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher St. Martin's Press
Total Pages 289
Release 2011-11-22
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1429995572

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From the New York Times bestselling writing team comes a hilarious new collection of essays that observe life from a mother/daughter perspective New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca Serritella are the best of friends—99.9% of the time. They're number one on each other's speed dial and they tell each other everything—well, almost everything. They share shoes and clothes—except one very special green jacket, which almost caused a catfight. In other words, they're just like every mother and daughter in the world. Best friends, and occasional enemies. Now they're dishing about it all—their lives, their relationship, and their carb count. Inspired by their weekly column, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this book is one you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing. Lisa on Being a Mom - Motherhood has no expiration date. Francesca lives in the city, and I worry about her all the time. My daughter moved out, so why am I still lactating? Francesca on Being a Daughter - My mother is always right. Just ask her. Lisa on Things Every Daughter Should Know - Your mother is always thinking about you, but that's not creepy. Your mother will never forget who did you dirty in the sixth grade, for which you can thank her. And your mother will never stop asking you if you need to go to the bathroom, before you leave the house. Well, do you? Francesca on Closet Wars - My mom is a great dresser. Mostly because she's wearing my clothes. Lisa on Aging Gracefully - My sex drive is in reverse, I have more whiskers than my cat, and my estrogen replacement is tequila. Francesca on Apartment Living - When I saw a mouse, the first person I called was Mom. She told me to call my super, but I felt bad bothering him. I hate to bother people. But I love to bother my mother.

Have a Nice Guilt Trip

Have a Nice Guilt Trip
Title Have a Nice Guilt Trip PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher St. Martin's Press
Total Pages 288
Release 2014-07-08
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1466834560

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Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This four book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Booklist raved of the third book in the series, Meet Me At Emotional Baggage Claim, "readers can count on an ab-toning laugh session, a silly giggle, a sympathetic sigh, and a lump in the throat as life's moments are rehashed through the keen eyes and wits of this lovable mother-daughter duo." This fourth volume, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, maintains the same sterling standard of humor and poignancy as Lisa and Francesca continue on the road of life acquiring men and puppies. Ok, to be honest, Lisa is acquiring the puppies, while Francesca is lucky enough to have dates with actual men. They leave it to the listeners to decide which is more desirable and/or or easier to train.

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog
Title Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 324
Release 2010-10-12
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 9780312649432

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At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns.

Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?

Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?
Title Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? PDF eBook
Author Lisa Scottoline
Publisher Macmillan
Total Pages 301
Release 2015-07-07
Genre Family & Relationships
ISBN 1250059941

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"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This five book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand)Mother Mary." This sixth volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo"--