151 entire jokes about mailmen written by A. Dog. Mature audiences only.

The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mailman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mailman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mailman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mailman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mailmans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mailman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mailman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mailman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mailmen laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Sometimes life hands you lemons. In this collection of jokes, autobiography, and personal philosophy, author and businessman Dr. J. T. Dock Houk makes an ocean of lemonade. Life’s a Joke compiles four books – “It’s All About Me,” “My Life with a Girl,” “Kids and Pets,” and “Life Around Us” – recounting 1,162 jokes, funny anecdotes, and descriptions of Sunday morning comics, clippings of which Dock has been collecting for an incredible amount of decades. As the author writes, “What I mean to convey by saying ‘life is a joke’ is that humor has helped me over some of the rough spots by showing me a side of life that either explains what I am feeling, or gives me a glimpse of something I also see. Humor, whose visual expression is often a joke, makes me smile or even laugh out loud. And sometimes, if you don’t laugh, you might cry.” So crack open Life’s a Joke and crack a smile. You might learn a little wisdom – but if not, at least you’ll get a laugh

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mail Carrier jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mail Carrier Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mail Carrier Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mail Carrier joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mail Carrier jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mail Carriers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mail Carrier and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mail Carrier brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mail Carrier who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mail Carriers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Postal Worker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Postal Worker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Postal Worker Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Postal Worker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Postal Worker jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Postal Workers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Postal Worker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Postal Worker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Postal Worker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Postal Workers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Postman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Postman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Postman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Postman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Postman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Postmans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Postman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Postman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Postman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Postmans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***