Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters

Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters
Title Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 168
Release 2018-01-09
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 151072723X

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It can’t get punnier than this!

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters
Title Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 176
Release 2017-02-14
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510718850

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Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-outs is the third book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which includes more than 800 hysterical jokes. These clever puns and silly one-liners poke fun at everything Minecraft, from creepers and ghasts to golems and endermen. These side-splitters will have any Minecrafter rolling over with laughter! Inside you will find hysterical gut-busters such as: Q: How do Creepers listen to music? A: On a boombox. Q: How do you feel if you see a floating mob overhead? A: A-ghast! This joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches over these hilarious Minecraft jokes!

Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters

Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters
Title Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 184
Release 2018-01-23
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510727221

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Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters is the fifth book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which is complete with more than eight hundred riddles! "Dig in" to these funny brainteasers about Minecraft mobs, tools, and biomes that will really make you think! You'll have such a BLAST reading all of these crafty riddles and jokes. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book, and the riddles will have you continuing the Minecraft fun! Inside you will find funny riddles such as: Q: I am very hard to find, and if a friend has me you’ll be green with envy—but not as green as me. What am I? A: An Emerald Block. Q: We're very good at spelling, but you won't find us in any school or spelling bee. What are we? A: Witches. For kids ages five and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff
Title The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 176
Release 2019-09-24
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510740953

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Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin) Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world. Jokes include clever lines such as: At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament? Yeah, he could really Diggory it! What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel? He huffs and puffs! What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? Hufflepuffs. Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job? She wanted to get back to her roots. Knock-knock…Who’s there? Tonks. Tonks who? Tonks a lot! Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin
Title The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin PDF eBook
Author Boone Brian
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 176
Release 2018-10-23
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510737715

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Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside: Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat. What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday. Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter. Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They’re very catty. Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw
Title The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 176
Release 2019-09-24
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510740961

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Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin) The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself. Jokes include clever lines such as: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? Ill-literacy We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.” Who are we? Ravenclaw Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class? Because he was so "charming." Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghost-writer. Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.
Title The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1. PDF eBook
Author Brian Boone
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 174
Release 2017-10-10
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1510729380

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Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.