Don't Read This Book!

Don't Read This Book!
Title Don't Read This Book! PDF eBook
Author Jill Lewis
Publisher
Total Pages 0
Release 2010-09
Genre Characters and characteristics in literature
ISBN 9781589250949

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A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud
Title I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud PDF eBook
Author Max Greenfield
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 25
Release 2023-09-19
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0593616596

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Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Please Don't Read This Book

Please Don't Read This Book
Title Please Don't Read This Book PDF eBook
Author Deanna Kizis
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 34
Release 2021-01-12
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 059311681X

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In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot

Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book
Title Do Not Open This Book PDF eBook
Author Andy Lee
Publisher Scholastic Press
Total Pages 0
Release 2020-10-06
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9781338668988

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"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

Don't Read This Book Before Bed

Don't Read This Book Before Bed
Title Don't Read This Book Before Bed PDF eBook
Author Anna Claybourne
Publisher National Geographic Books
Total Pages 148
Release 2017
Genre Ghosts
ISBN 1426328419

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Presents true stories about real-life monsters, doomed domains, and strange disappearances, many attributed to ghosts and other supernatural encounters.

Don't Read this Book

Don't Read this Book
Title Don't Read this Book PDF eBook
Author Donald Roos
Publisher BIS Publishers
Total Pages 516
Release 2016-10-06
Genre Business & Economics
ISBN 9789063694234

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When times are particularly difficult, and you are likely to slip into despair, some of the greatest pop songs can provide true comfort to make it through the pain. The problem with advice in general is that we often don't take it. The great thing about advice songs is that you can kick back and listen to someone else coach you through a tough situation while rocking out at the same time. This wonderful book lists 250 of the best pop songs for those times that solid life advice is needed. The songs represent all popular music styles from the last fifty years, from rock to folk, and from punk to hip hop. There are for example many times in which the three words "let it be" are words of wisdom. Although the lyrics may have originally been written in reference to interpersonal difficulties within the Beatles, the song does possess a universality that makes "Let It Be" one of the great advice pop songs of all time. Other famous pop music advice to live by: "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones "If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" by Sting "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (Frank Zappa) is a collection of all the famous advice songs and many surprises as well. It gives the reader the song titles, painted by hand by the designer, and a striking quote from the song lyrics as well as indices on artist and themes. This well produced, iconic looking album of words of wisdom from pop music is the perfect gift for music lovers of all ages.

Don't Read the Comments

Don't Read the Comments
Title Don't Read the Comments PDF eBook
Author Eric Smith
Publisher Harlequin
Total Pages 304
Release 2020-01-28
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 1488056560

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"Wonderfully geeky and deeply compassionate." —Marieke Nijkamp, #1 New York Times bestselling author In this charming novel by Eric Smith, two teen gamers find their virtual worlds—and blossoming romance—invaded by the real-world issues of trolling and doxing in the gaming community. We all need a place to escape the real world. For Divya and Aaron, it’s the world of online gaming. While Divya trades her rising-star status for sponsorships to help her struggling single mom pay rent, Aaron plays as a way to fuel his own dreams of becoming a game developer—and as a way to disappear when his mom starts talking about medical school. After a chance online meeting, the pair decides to team up. But they soon find themselves the targets of a group of internet trolls, who begin launching a real-world doxxing campaign, threatening Aaron’s dream and Divya’s actual life. They think they can drive her out of the game, but Divya’s whole world is on the line… And she isn’t going down without a fight. Looking for more from Eric Smith? Don't miss You Can Go Your Own Way!