The Bad Beginning
Title | The Bad Beginning PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | Egmont Books Limited |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2016-02-25 |
Genre | Children's stories |
ISBN | 9781405281782 |
The Baudelaire children, Violet, Klaus and baby Sunny, are exceedingly unlucky. Their parents have been killed, and they are forced to go and stay with their Uncle Olaf. It soon turns out that Olaf has evil plans for the children.
A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill
Title | A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Total Pages | 104 |
Release | 2009-10-13 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0061757160 |
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket
Title | A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Total Pages | 244 |
Release | 2003-05-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0060562250 |
A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
A series of unfortunate events
Title | A series of unfortunate events PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | |
Genre | Computer games for children |
ISBN |
The Penultimate Peril
Title | The Penultimate Peril PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | Egmont Books (UK) |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2010 |
Genre | Baudelaire, Klaus (Fictitious character) |
ISBN | 9781405253871 |
The Baudelaire orphans disguise themselves as employees of the Hotel Denoument and find themselves pursued by the evil Count Olaf and others.
A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 CD: The End
Title | A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 CD: The End PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | HarperCollins |
Total Pages | |
Release | 2006-10-13 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780060579524 |
Dear Listener, You are presumably looking at the back of this audiobook, or the end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope. This audiobook is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes, you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm, a suspicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep, an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents. I also shouldn't mention the features of the interactive CD, which include: Perplexing word games Photos from The Lemony Snicket Archives Art from The Brett Helquist gallery It has been my solemn occupation to complete the history of the Baudelaire orphans, and at last I am finished. You likely have some other occupation, so if I were you I would drop this audiobook at once, so the end does not finish you. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket
A Series of Unfortunate Events Complete Collection: Books 1-13
Title | A Series of Unfortunate Events Complete Collection: Books 1-13 PDF eBook |
Author | Lemony Snicket |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Total Pages | 1057 |
Release | 2011-11-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0062132946 |
NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and will most likely fill you with deep despair. From The Bad Beginning to The End, this comprehensive collection with unfortunate bonus material that may or may not include trivia questions, character profiles, and several very sad sentences is the only choice for people who simply cannot get enough of a bad thing!