He forgot your birthday. He always leaves his socks on the floor. He’s glued to the tube all weekend for every game. Let’s face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the “talks,” counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there’s only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you: Bury the remote in the backyard Have lunch with an ex Pick a fight during the game Book a male masseuse for your next massage Delete his DVR recordings And many more! Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long it’ll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he’ll never misbehave again!

A practical guide to finding and keeping true love focuses on 101 methods to help couples reach the deepest place of intimacy and aid singles in finding a love to cultivate.

The Writer's Quotationary: Your Creative Companion! Are you a wordsmith extraordinaire, a master of storytelling, or an aspiring author seeking inspiration? Look no further, for "The Writer's Quotationary: Jokes, Quotes, & Anecdotes about Writing for Creatives" is the captivating companion you need to fuel your literary journey! Unleash Your Creativity: Step into a world brimming with literary gems carefully curated to ignite your creative spark! Immerse yourself in the wit and wisdom of renowned authors and writing virtuosos. From timeless quotes that stir your soul to amusing anecdotes that leave you chuckling, this book is a treasure trove that celebrates the art of writing. Unprecedented Inspiration: Let the words on these pages be the elixir that rejuvenates your writing spirit. Feel the motivation pulsating through your veins as you discover how literary legends overcame obstacles and found success. Unearth the secrets of their creative process, and embrace newfound inspiration with every turn of the page. Your Muse Awaits: Embark on a journey that transcends time and space, where the voices of writers past and present join forces to fuel your imagination. Lose yourself in the vivid tapestry of stories, jokes, and wisdom that this book weaves, giving wings to your thoughts and transforming them into literary masterpieces. Boost Your Confidence: As you soak in the wisdom of those who walked this path before you, witness a transformation within yourself. Embrace the confidence that comes from knowing you are part of a lineage of extraordinary storytellers. Embrace the feeling of being understood, of finding solace in the art you hold dear. Grab Your Pen and Unleash Your Brilliance! Allow "The Writer's Quotationary" to be your muse, guiding you through the ebbs and flows of creativity. Embrace the power of words, and let your unique voice echo through the ages. Whether you're an aspiring author, a seasoned writer, or simply someone who cherishes the beauty of language, this book is a testament to the wonders of storytelling. Unveil the magic that lies within these pages. Embrace the inspiration, laughter, and wisdom that await you. Your journey as a wordsmith is about to reach new heights - one unforgettable quotation at a time!

This is the Doctor Spock of your generation. I wish I would have had this book when raising six kids! Authors Mom You buy a new microwave and you get an extensive instruction manual, yet deliver your first born and all they send you home with is a large hospital bill and some sample diapers. Youre stuck with this micro-being for the next 18+ years, yet have little more to operate from than the seat of your pants. Dr. Monica shares her tried and true lessons for how to: Build your own energy reserves for this most difficult yet rewarding of lifes jobs Build your own energy reserves for this most difficult yet rewarding of lifes jobs Practice simple, effective discipline moves that workNOW! Put creative tips into action that will get your kids to eat healthy, do their chores, listen and actually talk to you, and learn their limits, all while balancing a career, friends, a household and your own sanity Easily and effectively place limits on your time and obligations to others, while putting your time and energy into those things you most value

From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

When you have depression, it can feel like there's no way out. To begin changing the way you feel, you'll need an arsenal of proven techniques for lifting your mood and preventing relapse. The pocket-sized Depression 101 distills the most effective cognitive behavioral therapy skills available for treating depression into seven manageable chapters. Soon, you'll find the way out of depression and into a healthier, happier life. Discover simple lifestyle changes that can make a huge difference Build self-esteem and resilience Find out how medications and therapy can help Learn how to choose the right therapist