Zombie in Love 2 + 1
Title | Zombie in Love 2 + 1 PDF eBook |
Author | Kelly DiPucchio |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 32 |
Release | 2014-12-30 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1442459387 |
Mommy, Daddy, and a new baby makes three! A heartwarming—and hair-raising—tale of undead parenting from the bestselling author and illustrator of Zombie in Love, which Kirkus Reviews called “clever and delightfully gross.” Happily married zombie couple Mortimer and Mildred are thrilled to be new parents. But having a baby isn’t what they expected. Sonny hardly ever cries. His teeth are coming in instead of falling out. And worst of all, he’s awake all day and sleeps through the night. Mortimer and Mildred are dead tired, and very worried. Will their precious baby boy ever behave like a good little monster? New York Times bestselling author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Scott Campbell team up once again to bring their lovable zombies the family they always wanted.
Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition)
Title | Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) PDF eBook |
Author | Kelly DiPucchio |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 32 |
Release | 2012-02-07 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1442451378 |
Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Zombie Love
Title | Zombie Love PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Busch |
Publisher | Union Square & Co. |
Total Pages | 131 |
Release | 2012-02-07 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1402792298 |
Just because youre a reanimated corpse doesnt mean you cant fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when youre undead can be a nightmare. Its hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, youll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? Whats the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And whats the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.
Babies For My Zombie Kings
Title | Babies For My Zombie Kings PDF eBook |
Author | Leesha McCoy |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 106 |
Release | 2020-06-08 |
Genre | |
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I belong to five dead brothers, and they belong to me. The six of us are connected now, in ways you couldn't imagine. They're not just constantly inside my head with their thoughts and feelings, they're inside me. And although I'm kinda dead like them, I've never felt more alive. I must be crazy, insane even, but I've fallen hard for my five zombie kings. I'm in love with Thorn, Blade, Dagger, Axe, and Pin, and I'm going to have their babies. Lots of them. Being like them has changed my life, but I know my work as a scientist isn't done. Far from. There are many things we need to figure out before the first of our young makes their arrival... The world isn't ready for us, so I know things won't be easy. But soon, I don't think anyone will have a choice.Especially after a few people wake up changed from my bites. One of them being my ex-best friend. Book One of this series can be found in the Infectious Affections boxed set - Available now. This book features five gorgeous men who fiercely love one woman.18+ Not intended for readers who do not enjoy sex.
Zombie Lover
Title | Zombie Lover PDF eBook |
Author | Piers Anthony |
Publisher | Open Road Media |
Total Pages | 414 |
Release | 2019-11-05 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 150405881X |
Something’s rotten in the land of Xanth—and it’s not just the undead—in this “cheeky” adventure in the New York Times–bestselling series (Publishers Weekly). Horrors and hilarity collide as a fate far worse than death awaits a vivacious young visitor to “the Florida-shaped fantasy land where anything goes and the puns pack every page” (Kirkus Reviews). Breanna, a beautiful young newcomer to the enchanted land of Xanth, must deal with a distressing dilemma. She has unwittingly attracted the affections of King Xeth, ruler of Xanth’s Zombies, who yearns to make her queen of the undead! Her quest to preserve her innocence, and find her destiny, takes her on an exhilarating excursion packed with perils, puzzles, and piles of puns. Zombie Lover will provide a profusion of macabre merriment.
Dead Love
Title | Dead Love PDF eBook |
Author | Linda McFerrin |
Publisher | Stone Bridge Press |
Total Pages | 278 |
Release | 2010-09-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1611725011 |
Zombies, ghouls, vampires, gangsters; pursuit, betrayal, death—it's a globalized manga turned literature. Dead Love is Twilight with teeth.
Zombie Love Story
Title | Zombie Love Story PDF eBook |
Author | G. D. Szepanski |
Publisher | Greg Szepanski |
Total Pages | 36 |
Release | |
Genre | Fiction |
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52 years of marriage and still in love. The rise of the Dead! What could go wrong? Thomas and June have been married for 52 years and they love each other as much as they did on their wedding day. In retirement they spend all their time together working their farm. A dream life come true. Peace and quiet surround them daily until the first unwelcome visitor came to the farm. Now Thomas must worry daily about his own violent encounters and June's failing health. Can a lifetime of love survive the zombie apocalypse? Zombie Love Story is a firsthand account of the start of the Zombie Apocalypse set in the Operation Z universe. If you like zombie action, survival thrillers, mixed with a twisted love story, then you’ll love G. D. Szepanski’s new apocalyptic adventure. Pick up your copy today to find out if love can survive the end! Bonus Story - Fear What if you removed all your fears? Wouldn’t life be grand? Doug lived an average life, but he’s crippled by fear. He fears pretty women, clowns, and losing everything. A chance visit to a dusty thrift store gives Doug the tools he needs to overcome all his fears. Will Doug end up with the beautiful Jenny and live happily ever after? Fear is a standalone story providing a firsthand account of what life would be like if you could live fearlessly. If you like twisted love stories, psychological thrillers, and just deserts, then you’ll love G. D. Szepanski’s new fearless adventure. Grab your copy today to find out if fear prevents happy endings!