This fun card set provides a whole new way to enjoy learning the lessons of Scott Kenemore’s bestselling The Zen of Zombie. Each card features ghoulish graphics and morbidly humorous tips on better living through the undead. It turns out that zombies can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And with this handy set of cards, you can learn all of their secrets to happiness: - Slow down and move at your own pace - Succeed with strength in numbers - Reject stereotypes - Become your own boss - Let go of material possessions - And just devour those irritating people who get in your way With this deck of fifty cards, you can now take undead wisdom with you in your bag, in your car, and everywhere you go! It also makes a great gift for all the zombie-enthusiasts among your friends. Zombies aren’t afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living the undead way, with the help of The Zen of Zombie: The Card Set!

While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life! Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable. With this recent update, you will learn more about the inner workings of the living dead, and why they do the things they’re known so well for doing . . .including why they always have that glazed over look on their faces. Follow the genius of Scott Kenemore as he leads you through the world that only a zombie could properly understand. Having peace and tranquility in life is the key to success and happiness. Now, with this book by your side, you will be able to not only find spiritual relaxation and chi, but you’ll also be taught how to think less and relax more . . . as zombies have no use for their brains.

Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you’re not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, between the covers of this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness. Learn how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable.

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Attacked by a radioactive field mouse, Tiddles the cat awakens to find his life upended by his transformation into an undead kitty whose pursuit of brains and other delights is challenged by his steadily decomposing body.

All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

"Reanimate yourself for success with advice on life, love, and work from the undead! Zombies aren't afraid of life so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through the Zen of Zombie!" --Jacket flap.