A book Christmas book for children who are ready.

We all know Santa Claus: fat, jolly, omniscient, swift. Lives in a nice home in the Arctic, with the missus and a pack of elves. Well, forget what you know. Santa Claus is from Greenpoint, Brooklyn, as it turns out, and he's not as fat as he used to be. Here's something else you didn't know: he's been dabbling in some futuristic technology, and has found myriad ways to make his job possible. How can Santa know who's been naughty and nice? Simple: implant listening devices into your ornaments. How can he make it to every house Christmas Eve? That's nothing a little cloning and some wormholes can't solve. And he has plenty of other tactics: quantum entanglement, organ replacement, drug-induced hibernation, and unmanned aerial vehicles, to name just a few. In this fantastically illustrated, affectionate, and hilarious book, Gregory Mone uses science and technology to overturn the assumption that Santa can't be real. Drawing on the work of accomplished scientists and researchers, Mone gives us a whole new portrait of this remarkable man and the miracles he makes happen every year. With imaginative artwork and an eye-catching package, this book makes an outstanding Christmas gift for just about anyone.

When she was five years old, Lucy wrote her first letter to Santa and left it by the plate of cookies; when she was eight, she wrote her last Santa letter--and left it on her mother's pillow.

THE STORY: Santa Claus is tired of the lies. Like the gods of old, he, too, has his mortal mistresses. This Christmas Eve he will bring Mary, his favorite earthly consort, and Luke and Freya, their illegitimate, semi-divine children, back to his No

Multiple award winning, great professional reviews. A coming of age book for parents to share with their children addressing the inevitable question "Is Santa real?" 52 Illustrated pages present the book as an initiation into a secret society of those that know the truth. Winner of the Reader's Favorite International Book Awards Gold Medal for Best Parenting Book of the Year (Non-fiction: Parenting). The Big Secret, The Whole and Honest Truth About Santa Claus is a blessing to parents struggling to answer children's questions about the reality of Santa Claus. With additional honors from Mom's Choice Awards and appearing on the cover of Publisher's Weekly, The Big Secret: The Whole and Honest Truth About Santa Claus "tells all" but allows your child to control when he or she is ready to get the information. By choosing to read the entire book, he or she is bound by a pledge toThe Big Kids' Club and all is revealed in a wonderfully positive way. This non-religious explanation is intended as a parental aid and is respectful of both religious and secular beliefs. It does not delve into any religious explanations of the Christmas season. With each page fantastically illustrated and the message kindly and directly told, this heirloom book leaves everyone looking forward to the next time The Big Secret, The Whole and Honest Truth About Santa Claus is pulled off the shelf to add a new sibling to the Big Kids' Club! It's an irresistible classic no parent should be without!

The true story of St. Nicholas and the real meaning behind our Christmas celebrations.

There is a great legend of the guardian angel who traveled across time and space for the human girl he loved, slaying those who would threaten her with a gleaming sword made of heavenly light. This is not that story.Jerome Hancock is Heidi Devine's guardian angel. Sort of. He's more of an angel trainee, in heaven's soul-rehabilitation program for wayward teens. And he's just about to get kicked out for having too many absences and for violating too many of the Ten Commandments for the Dead.Heidi, meanwhile, is a high school junior who dreams of being an artist, but has been drafted onto her basketball team because she's taller than many a grown man. For as long as she can remember, she's heard a voice in her head - one that sings Lynyrd Skynyrd, offers up bad advice, and yet is company during those hours she feels most alone.When the unthinkable happens, these two lost souls must figure out where they went wrong and whether they can make things right before Heidi's time is up and her soul is lost forever.Martha Brockenbrough's debut novel is hilarious, heartbreaking, and hopeful, with a sense of humor that's wicked as hell, and writing that's just heavenly.