"I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time." --Mitch Hedberg Talking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from well-known stoners like Tommy Chong to closet inhalers like Jennifer Aniston. Within these papers (er, pages), you'll be treated to tasty nuggets of wisdom from Jay Leno ("Forty million Americans smoke marijuana and the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsburg, Clarence Thomas, and Bill Clinton.") to Bob Marley ("When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.") and every pothead in between. As you roll through these words of wisdom, picking up new knowledge to drop on your friends, you'll wish you thought of these killer buds first. So gather around the bong, grab some snacks to share, and burn through this collection of essential pothead wisdom.

Quotable stoner! This retro weed journal is great for anyone who loves to toke up, smoke ganga and grass, doobies, reefers, maryjane, funny clover and cannabis! Perfect birthday, graduation, or anniversary gift for men and women who is a pothead, ganga smoker, toker, weed chronic or stoner! This vintage looking notebook has a paper bag theme and has 120 lined pages which are great for your stoner thoughts and idea's, doodles and to-do lists.

This collection gives you the chronic knowledge of 411 (plus 9) with a trilogy of stoner classics: Weed, The Quotable Stoner, and Stoner Slang. With this box set of high proportions, you'll have the THC-approved knowledge and know-how to roll out when the time is right. And it's always the right time when it comes to smoking up.

Perfect for anyone interested in living the high life, the legendary, award-winning comic duo present this side-splitting guide to leading the stoner lifestyle, from the basics of pot culture and stoner etiquette to awesome games and recipes, that will give readers a severe case of the munchies. Original.

Thomas Edison was the "Wizard of Menlo Park." A prolific inventor and holder of numerous patents, he was also called a "magician," "the Napoleon of Science," and the "Inventor of the Age." But he was also a practical joker, a self-made man with a certain disdain for polite society, an ambitious explorer, and a public intellectual. The Quotable Edison offers a wealth of his insightful, enlightening, and sometimes humorous comments and witticisms on a wide range of subjects, from business to politics, from religion to nutrition, from advice to boys to opinions on women’s clothing.

Daily Meditations with Cannabis for Deep Sacred Experiences Discover 420 accessible meditations that have been designed to enhance your spiritual journey and integrate the insights and healing energies of cannabis. 420 Meditations provides daily prompts for contemplation, self-inquiry, and reflection, as well as chants, mantras, breathwork techniques, and more. Learn how to work with the energy of stones and essential oils, explore recipes for engaging your sense of taste, and listen to the songs and natural sounds that author Kerri Connor recommends for your sessions. In addition to daily cannabis meditations, this book provides meditations corresponding to moon phases, sabbats, elements, chakras, and auras. With tips for reaching peak experiences and integrating all your senses into your practice, this book supports your quest for a life of mindfulness and peace.