An adventure story and a guide to proper behavior. This satirical tale takes our grumpy heroine to a week-long summer boot camp for manners in the middle of the Texas desert. Will she master the art of dining, makeup and nail polish, electronic etiquette and visual poise? Or will she succumb to her nemesis, the head mistress and good manners goddess, Mrs. Green? Find out what lessons she takes to heart amid a bounty of delicious mockery, ridicule, laughter and fun.

An introduction to socially acceptable conduct in all sorts of situations.

Grover and his friends demonstrate how to be polite in various social situations.

THE INTERNATIONALLY BESTSELLING NO-NONSENSE GUIDE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE. Stop worrying about being nicer, calmer, or more patient. Be a d*ck. For author Alexandra Reinwarth, it all began when she told off a toxic friend. Realizing this person was making her life miserable, she ditched her. This one small act of rebellion sparked a huge change in the way Alexandra forever dealt with social guilt about everything. Ever struggle with how you are as a person as a friend or a coworker as a partner or a mother as a daughter-in-law? THE GOOD GIRL'S GUIDE TO BEING A D*CK will teach you how to embrace your inner jerk, guiding you through who and what to get rid of from your life, stop worrying about what others think, and how the seemingly small things in life can have a huge impact on the quality of your everyday living. You'll learn how to embrace your own needs and desires to live the life you've always wanted. For any woman who has felt that familiar agony of saying "no"--this book is for you.

Just in time to save the world from a manners meltdown, here's an etiquette book that teens will want to read--because it keeps them laughing, doesn't preach, and deals with issues that matter to them. Full of practical tips for any occasion. Illustrations.

An introduction to socially acceptable conduct in all sorts of situations.