There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

With lots of interesting facts about scat, this book is both humorous and informative.

The one and only Cat in the Hat from the iconic Dr. Seuss – now available in ebook, with hilarious read-along narration performed by outstanding comic talent, Adrian Edmondson. Enjoy this roller-coaster ride of mayhem anytime, anywhere!

Science fiction-roman.

From "THE FAT CAT SHAT IN A FAMOUS DOCTOR'S HAT" to "HAIRY" the Yorkie "WHOSE TASTES ARE A BIT 'QUORKIE'" & "OTHER TALES FROM THE CRAPT," this expertly illustrated collection of LITTER-ICKS, one- liners, & LITTER-AL REFERENCES scrapes THE BOTTOM OF THE LITTERBOX FOR EVERY SALIENT HUMOROUS MORSEL. An Exquisitely drawn Masterpiece of CAT-SCATT-ology! GREAT FUN from the NEW COLLECTION OF "HIGH IMPACT GIFTBOOKS" by Anti-Aging Press. GIFT BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER FORGET EVEN IF YOU WANT TO! Available NOW!! POWER COLOR!! Julia Busch. GREAT PARTY FUN! 12 easy questions REVEAL COLOR-ENERGY PERSONALITY & BEST BETS IN ROMANCE, FRIENDSHIPS & BUSINESS. "Amazingly accurate," - NAPRA TJ. Kosmic Kurrents (imprint). ISBN 0-9632907-1-1. 256p. $14.95. (See Title Index). TREAT YOUR FACE LIKE A SALAD! Julia Busch. FEATURED ALTERNATE - DOUBLEDAY HEALTH BOOK CLUB. 256p. illus. index. bibliog. ISBN 0-9632907-8-9. $14.95. POSITIVELY YOUNG! Julia Busch. GAMES: LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH, RELEASE STRESS. Excerpted: InnerSelf magazine; Going Bonkers. "Ten smile rating," - NAPRA TJ. 2:00 audio ISBN 0-9632907-3-8. $24.95. 144p. illus. index. ISBN 0-9632907-2-X. $9.95. FACELIFT NATURALLY! For Men, Women. Really Works! Featured: Longevity magazine, Globe, Chicago Tribune... 128p. illus. index. ISBN 0-9632907-9-7. $14.95. Kit: ISBN 0-9632907-6-2. $59.98. Ordering: LPC, New Leaf, B&T, Quality, Unique, Brodart, FREE CATALOG: Anti-Aging Press, 305-661- 2802; FAX 305-661-4123.

Have you ever wondered why your cats behave the way they do? This authoritative guide has all the answers! Cats are weird, and sometimes their behavior can leave you scratching your head. Discover what’s really behind those things cats do – whether they’re amusing, irritating or just downright bizarre. What’s My Cat Thinking will help cat lovers unlock the secret code of cats for a deeper connection with the feline in your life. Inside, you’ll find: • Accurate descriptions of behavior will help you understand your cat’s body language nuances and act accordingly. • Covers a range of breeds. • A fun book for cat people that delivers practical, helpful advice from acknowledged experts on a range of tricky or puzzling cat behaviors. Have you ever wondered why your cat sleeps on your keyboard, why they bully the dog or why they insist on drinking from the bathroom tap — or if they even like you? Cats (unlike the dogs they look down on) are not always easy to understand. This cat psychology book will show you that they do show their feelings, albeit subtly, in the way they relate to you, other animals and their home environment. Stunning illustrations of a wide range of breeds and informative text will help you understand your cat's body language, so you know when they are happy and when they aren’t! Aside from learning to understand your cat, this guide includes “catwatching” spreads that provide helpful tips and advice on dealing with some common kitty challenges like moving home and introducing a new cat into the family. So when they are sitting on your head at 4 a.m., you will at least know why!

This two-volume set collects 300 of the most entertaining and important folk and fairy tales of Giuseppe Pitré, a nineteenth century Sicilian folklorist whose significance ranks alongside the Brothers Grimm. In stark contrast to the more literary ambitions of the Grimms' tales, Pitré’s possess a charming, earthy quality that reflect the customs, beliefs, and superstitions of the common people more clearly than any other European folklore collection of the 19th century. Edited, translated, and with a critical introduction by world-renowned folk and fairy tale experts Jack Zipes and Joseph Russo, this is the first collection of Pitré’s tales available in English. Carmelo Letterer's illustrations throughout the volume are as lively and vivid as the stories themselves, illuminating the remarkable imagination captured in the tales.