The human condition, the meaning of life, the nature of the universe -- it's all here in the musings of one of recent history's greatest philosophers ... Bart Simpson!

An insider’s “indispensible” behind-the-scenes history of the transit system of San Francisco and surrounding counties (Houston Chronicle). In the first-ever history book about BART, longtime agency spokesman Michael C. Healy gives an insider’s account of the rapid transit system’s inception, hard-won approval, construction, and operations, warts and all. With a master storyteller’s wit and sharp attention to detail, Healy recreates the politically fraught venture to bring a new kind of public transit to the West Coast. What emerges is a sense of the individuals who made (and make) BART happen. From tales of staying up until 3:00 a.m. with BART pioneers Bill Stokes and Jack Everson to hear the election results for the rapid transit vote to stories of weathering scandals, strikes, and growing pains, this look behind the scenes of an iconic, seemingly monolithic structure reveals people at their most human—and determined to change the status quo. “The Metro. The T. The Tube. The world's most famous subway systems are known by simple monikers, and San Francisco's BART belongs in that class. Michael C. Healy delivers a tour-de-force telling of its roots, hard-fought approval, and challenging construction that will delight fans of American urban history.”—Doug Most, author of The Race Underground: Boston, New York, and the Incredible Rivalry That Built America's First Subway

A collection of Bart Simpson's madcap and malevolent mishaps.

Pi carumba! You'll be livin' la vida Mensa with ... The Lisa Book. Whether she's extolling the virtues of vegetarianism and the global village, raising awareness about the world's moral and social ills, or simply playing with her Malibu Stacy doll and dreaming of ponies, Lisa Simpson is a role model for the 21st century! Discover Lisa's lifelong ambitions, gather snappy answers to environmentally insensitive questions, uncover "the Truth" by logging onto her Internet blog, and follow along as she solves a real mystery. From the benefits of being Teacher's Pet to the secret correspondences of Commander–in–chief Lisa's presidential administration you will explore the inner workings of one of America's most progressive eight–year–old minds. The Simpsons Library of Wisdom Matt Groening, the creator of "The Simpsons," offers an on–going series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe, and make the world a better place...sort of. No other television show in history has commented so freely and so humorously on modern times, and there seems to be no end in sight for the sharp satire and pointed parody that The Simpsons serves up every night of the week all around the world.

A collection of Bart Simpson's adventures, featuring stories such as "Batter Up Bart"; "The Three Stages of Teaching"; "Cuff it Up"; "Final Detention"; "Birth of a Salesman"; "The One Man School"; and "Kiss of Blecch!".

Bart Simpson returns in more chaotic escapades - from The Supercat of Springfield and 24 Hours in the Life of Ralph Wiggum to See You Later Alligator, which sees him flushing baby alligators down the loo in the hope they will be mutated by the radioactive pollution from Mr Burns's factory.

Move over Emily Post--America's favorite bad boy, Bart Simpson, has written his very own self-help book and etiquette manual. Filled with unscientific charts, colorful diagrams, questionable facts, and many other unique features.