Someone Farted

Someone Farted
Title Someone Farted PDF eBook
Author Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 46
Release 2018-04-17
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1481490648

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Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
Title Did Somebody Step on a Duck? PDF eBook
Author Jim Dawson
Publisher Ten Speed Press
Total Pages 194
Release 2010-05-04
Genre Humor
ISBN 158008348X

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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

Who Farted?

Who Farted?
Title Who Farted? PDF eBook
Author Farshore
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 40
Release 2022-08-16
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1665900407

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Find all the stinkers hiding in the scenes of this seek and find book.

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
Title No One Likes a Fart PDF eBook
Author Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 32
Release 2020-01-14
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts
Title Almost Everybody Farts PDF eBook
Author Marty Kelley
Publisher Union Square & Co.
Total Pages 31
Release 2020-02-28
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids

Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids
Title Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids PDF eBook
Author Sky Pony Press
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Total Pages 68
Release 2018-06-12
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1510733620

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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!

Fart Without Fear Cookbook

Fart Without Fear Cookbook
Title Fart Without Fear Cookbook PDF eBook
Author Wayne Chen
Publisher
Total Pages 0
Release 2011-02-08
Genre Comfort food
ISBN 9781935557685

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Fart Without Fear: Comfort Food for Uncomfortable Times is the world’s first laugh-out-loud, instantly useable, self-improvement comfort food cookbook. Find out what uptight politically correct chefs, nutritionists and scientists have known for years but haven’t told you. Think fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, meatloaf, and Boston baked beans; this cookbook for everyone includes more than 70 low- to no-odor producing comfort food recipes. Complete with a unique rating system, favorite recipes, special menus, and fun facts, Fart Without Fear will show you how to eliminate odors but not the flatulence caused by your family favorites - all without sacrificing the flavor, joy and fun they evoke.