‘CHUBBY’ laid bare is the real life story of Roy Chubby Brown. It is told by the people who have known him best throughout his life, family members, musicians, roadies, technicians, friends, in fact anyone who has been associated with Roy over the years. You will also hear from the man himself as we chronicle his full life from the day he was born right up to the present day when he has become headline news once again. You will read about his early upbringing, through his teens and into adulthood, discovering how the young raggy arsed urchin that wandered the streets getting into trouble and was on every local bobbies wanted list, became the country’s most talked about comedian. Frank and revealing, we learn about Roy’s love life, failed marriages, the emergence of kids he didn’t even know he had, as well as lifting the lid on some very dodgy dealings he’s had to put up with during his career. Roy’s charity work isn’t the headline certain people want to shout out about, but we highlight his generosity in ‘CHUBBY’ laid bare for all to see because it’s been a huge part of his life from day one. Yes ‘CHUBBY’ laid bare is a bumper 300+ paged journal of Roy Chubby Browns life, brand new stories together with a few familiar ones, plus plenty of new photos never been seen before. ‘CHUBBY’ laid bare is a must for any Chubby fan, or anyone who wants to know more about the great man before they decide to ban him from one of their venues.

Tell us one we Know e-book Hi there everyone. Since realising that we are living in the 21st century after all, we thought we should try and ditch our technophobe image and bring out an e-book version of Tell us one we Know. It’s very likely that the chap who originally uttered those immortal words, “can you ‘Tell us one we Know’...” so many years ago in that Northern Club will probably be turning in his grave right now muttering, ‘What the f***k’s an e-book?’, but all the same, it has to be done. Our books are generally prescribed by medics for the cure of acute insomnia, so we’ve replaced the dark dinghy front cover from the original version with a brightly coloured new one, in the hope that if you start to nod off while reading, you can just flick back to the front of the book for it to shock you into waking up again. It also gave us the opportunity to tidy it up somewhat by putting the full stops and the commas in the right places; we got someone else to do that bit. With our e-book being more environmentally friendly, no trees to chop down, and therefore our small contribution to saving the planet, we would like to think that you feel compelled to buy one. If you haven’t already read ‘Tell us one we Know’, it’s a collection of stories that had been missed out of previous publications, filling in some gaps and looking behind the scenes of the comedy genius Roy Chubby Brown. If you have read the paperback, please have another look at the e-book version to hopefully convince yourself that we aren’t really as thick as you originally thought we was, err sorry, were. Either way there’s some funny stories of being on the road, a bit of history and a few of those just ‘getting it off me chest’ moments…. something for everybody, all accessible from the comfort of your own phone. Hope you enjoy the read as much as we did doing it all over again.

The boisterous, earthy stand-up comic, Roy Chubby Brown, offers his thoughts on life, love and the bizarre world in general.

By the time he was nineteen, Royston Vasey had married, divorced, fathered two children, spent two years in Britain's toughest Borstal, served three prison stretches and been stabbed while in the Merchant Navy. He thought his only career choice would be a life of crime. Fifteen years later, he was one of Britain's most successful comics, playing live to half a million fans a year as Roy 'Chubby' Brown. COMMON AS MUCK! tells an incredible story of hardships, heartbreak and, ultimately, success. From an impoverished childhood with his abusive father, to his brand of comedy too rude for television and his determined fight against throat cancer, COMMON AS MUCK! is a frank telling of a remarkable life, laced with Roy's irrepressible humour.

I've written another book and this will be one of those that when you pick it up, you'll begin to regret it. You see, I don't read books; I read the Sun newspaper. Actually, that's a lie; because when I get to page three I can't let go of my cock, so I can't turn the pages.