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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Roofer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Roofer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Roofer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Roofer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Roofer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Roofers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Roofer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Roofer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Roofer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Roofers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Following the success of his first book, the Amazon bestseller Gagged and Bound, pun-loving gag writer and self-proclaimed "sit-down comedian" Nick Jones returns with another collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. Packed with razor-sharp wordplay, downright silliness and hilarious illustrations by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound 2 is bound to make you laugh!