Is Fido peeing and pooping in all the wrong spots? Are you pulling your hair out? Well, Keep it Simple Stupid Dog Training's Dog Owner's Book of Poop and Pee will teach you how to get Fido to "GO" in the right place, at the right time and even improve the way the two of you communicate.

I don't promise fast results — there is no magic bullet or Jedi mind tricks to fix the potty training issue! Instead, I teach you how to speak Dog as a Second Language (DASL) to tell Fido what behaviors you want and when you want them!

Mike Deathe, CPDT-KA, is a dog trainer who for years has seen the communication problems dogs and their owners encounter! In the end, the animal with all the "grey matter" and the opposable thumbs is still trying to force Fido to speak English! Welcome to Keep it Simple Stupid Dog Training, where finally you (the smart one) will finally understand that dogs don't speak English and it is your job to learn DASL (Dog as a Second Language)! Once fluent, I promise you and Fido will be communicating better than ever!

hilarious poop novelty gift coloring book Coloring pictures of pooping puppies would be just that. Relieve some stress and have a friends day/night filled with laughter and fun. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Makes a great gag gift, joke, or prank that person who giggles at pooping pups. So give the potty humor gift that keeps on giving! Be the hit of the holiday office white elephant party with Pooping Dogs.

Is Fido peeing and pooping in all the wrong spots? Are you pulling your hair out? Well, Keep it Simple Stupid Dog Training's Dog Owner's Book of Poop and Pee will teach you how to get Fido to "GO" in the right place, at the right time and even improve the way the two of you communicate.

This is the perfect gift for those friends and loved ones who are over-worked and over-stressed. The book offers proof of what every puppy lover has always known ~ puppies are master when it comes to the art of relaxation! The delightful photographs of puppies dozing are paired with quotes from authors, philosophers, poets, and artists who all proclaim: There are few things in life that can't wait until after a good nap. So take it easy, slow down, and take time to savor these canine gems.

Adorable dogs paired with the hilarious, heartwarming reasons they love their weird-looking, fur-less human companions. Honorable Mention for Pets—Foreword Indies Book of the Year Awards Have you ever considered what our precious pooches would say to us if they could speak? In Thanks for Picking Up My Poop, our cute and cuddly canine companions impart their humorous and heartfelt motivations for staying so dedicated to their sometimes-clueless caregivers. Packed with engaging photos and clever snippets of doggy wisdom, this book helps us mere humans better appreciate those moments of happiness we share with others every day. “A fun and cute present for dog lovers.” —Abilene Reporter News “Who has not lived in fear of how they will be able to waste time when their internet is down? . . . Just add this little book to your emergency supplies (next to the deck of cards). It doesn’t take up much room, and has gobs of the pictures and captions you need.” —Kennett Veterinary Clinic

The world is flooded with so-called dog training experts, paraphernalia, and information. Cupboards and drawers are bursting with dog biscuits, devices and gadgets. Yet more dog owners than ever are desperately trying to create some semblance of peace and order within their homes amidst their out-of-control canines. Something is clearly afoul in the world of dog ownership and training! In his new book Don Sullivan inspires readers to wake up and recognize the insidious forces undermining the realization of dog owners' dreams, and he empowers them with an unprecedented array of knowledge and understanding to launch them to instant success with their own dogs. At times controversial and continually enlightening, Wake Up and Smell the Poop! proves that Don Sullivan's approach to training dogs is far from ordinary.