Please Don't Read This Book
Title | Please Don't Read This Book PDF eBook |
Author | Deanna Kizis |
Publisher | Penguin |
Total Pages | 34 |
Release | 2021-01-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 059311681X |
In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot
Do Not Open This Book
Title | Do Not Open This Book PDF eBook |
Author | Andy Lee |
Publisher | Scholastic Press |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2020-10-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781338668988 |
"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.
I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud
Title | I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud PDF eBook |
Author | Max Greenfield |
Publisher | Penguin |
Total Pages | 25 |
Release | 2023-09-19 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0593616596 |
Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.
Please Don't Eat Me
Title | Please Don't Eat Me PDF eBook |
Author | Liz Climo |
Publisher | Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | 40 |
Release | 2019-10-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0316530654 |
Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back! When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me." But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.
Don't Read This Book!
Title | Don't Read This Book! PDF eBook |
Author | Jill Lewis |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2010-09 |
Genre | Characters and characteristics in literature |
ISBN | 9781589250949 |
A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.
Please Don't Tell
Title | Please Don't Tell PDF eBook |
Author | Laura Tims |
Publisher | HarperCollins |
Total Pages | 336 |
Release | 2016-05-24 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0062317342 |
Debut author Laura Tims writes an intense and utterly gripping contemporary YA tale perfect for fans of Pretty Little Liars. Joy has done everything to protect her twin sister...including murder. Joy killed Adam Gordon for what he did to her sister, Grace. At least, that’s what she thinks happened. Now Adam can’t hurt anyone ever again, and her sister can be free from the boy who harmed her. But someone else knows what Joy did, and they’re going to out her as a cold-blooded killer if she doesn’t expose the scandalous secrets bubbling just below the surface of her mundane town. As the demands escalate, and she finds herself falling for Adam’s half brother, Joy must figure out the blackmailer’s identity before everything spirals out of control.
Warning: Do Not Open This Book!
Title | Warning: Do Not Open This Book! PDF eBook |
Author | Adam Lehrhaupt |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 41 |
Release | 2013-08-27 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1442435828 |
Monkeys, toucans, and alligators unleash mayhem.