This is the Ninja Comic Kids Book For Ages 6 - 8. The story covers Don & Jon, the twin brothers, who love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because of these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon Surprise your kids today with this hilarious Ninja Adventure Kid Chapter Book for Boys Between 6 and 12. If your kids love the South, Mississippi, the Country, Rednecks, Snake Hunting, Bayou Stuff, Frogs, Snakes, Snails, Alligators, Spiders, Ninja Self-Defense, Wood Adventures, Mystery & Mud Secrets then this is definitely what you are looking for. Get your copy today and LOL together with your boys...

Epic Ninja Kid Book: Kid Graphic Novel Book With Funny Children Cartoon & Comic Stories...This is the Diary Of Don & Jon the funny redneck twins. Don & Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Hang on for more funny stories that are going to be released shortly in this brand new Zombie & Ninja Dynasty Series by Timmie Guzzmann. Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon. Make sure to get your copy today and LOL together with your kids...

Everyone's favorite feline superhero is back for even more hilarious adventures set in the Cat Ninja-verse. Catch up with Cat Ninja, Master Hamster, and the rest of the family as they face...the suburbs! When Dad buys a new house outside the city, the kids are less than excited about new neighbors, backyard barbecues, and quiet, tree-lined streets. And they're not alone--a summer in the suburbs is enough to make Cat Ninja miss the villains of Metro City! Our hero and his family feel like fish out of water when they arrive in Peaceful Valley, but it won't be long before Dad's new neighborhood reveals its scaly, golden underbelly. This volume includes: Five full-length comics One bonus Cat Ninja Tale

El Ninjo's new kid ebook is called Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond and it is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sport activity the bean blowing way in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts * The 18th Hole Trick and many more steamy bean blowing stories... + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks Vol. 3 The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...lots more One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very fun jokes all by themselves, and kids love to look at these funny illustrations even without reading the fart stories that come with each illustration. This fun stories are perfect just to look at pretty much like a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too!

Laugh-out-loud and fully illustrated Ninja Kid is the start of a brand new series from bestselling comedian Anh Do! Nelson is a ninja. He is not the coolest. Or the bravest. But he is the worlds nerdiest ninja! And now he has to stop an animal rampage and machines going crazy all over town! For that, he will need his new jetpack... and some serious ninja skills! How will Nelson learn to fly when he is scared of heights?!

When the sun goes down and the moon shines bright, one little ninja prepares to say goodnight. Bedtime can be tough, especially for little ones dealing with BIG emotions and feelings every day. But in Night Night, Ninja, even the noisiest, rowdiest, never-wanna-go-to-bed ninjas will wind up turning off the lights, snuggling into their beds, and drifting off to sleep as they turn the pages of this gently humorous yet soothing story. The adorable illustrations and rhyming text make this picture book a surefire bedtime favorite for ninja fans. INSPIRED BY THE CLASSICS: Inspired by beloved classics like Goodnight Moon and Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site, this illustrated picture book is the perfect bedtime tale for the littlest of ninjas. MINDFUL BEDTIME ROUTINE: Combining a soothing rhyme scheme and an adorable ninja practicing mindfulness routines to help them go to sleep, this bedtime book is sure to be requested over and over again. INSPIRING CHARACTER: Kids will be inspired by the way this little ninja quiets their mind and calms down for the night.

Derek Fallon becomes a ninja-in-training in Book 6 of the much-loved My Life series.