Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.

Here's the ultimate guide to being the best—and safest—driver possible. And an absolute must for everyone with a learner's permit. Former Top Gear Stig and professional driver Ben Collins shares expert skills culled from a twenty year career as one of the best drivers in the world, famous for racing in the Le Mans series and NASCAR, piloting the Batmobile, and dodging bullets with James Bond. Refined over thousands of hours of elite-level performance in the physics of driving, his philosophy results in greater control and safer, more efficient and fun driving for all skill levels.

Did You Know That Texting While Driving Increases Your Risk of a Car Accident by 23 Times? Or that the average duration of distraction was a staggering 135 seconds? Sadly, new, teenage drivers are most at risk for fatal car accidents for two main reasons: Their inexperience driving (which leads to hasty, poor decisions), and Peer pressure from friends (which causes them to make dumb, reckless decisions) They need to understand how to drive safely right from the start, and this book will help you do just that. In fact, we'll detail 49 expert tips, tricks, and advice that any driver--new or old--should be aware of before hitting the road. Who I Am, Why Listen To Me My name is Damian Brindle. I'm a longtime survival blogger with many thousands of readers. I've spent the past decade studying and discovering nearly everything I can about survival, especially at home preparedness, to ensure my own family's survival. Over the last several years I've dedicated my life and my time to helping others just like you better survive disasters of all kinds. Like I said, it's my life. I'm also husband to a wonderful wife and father to two growing boys (one of whom is a new driver). I've spent years ensuring my family will be 100% safe, secure, and ready for disasters of all kinds and now I'm offering you the chance to take an important--even crucial--action for yourself by ensuring your new, teenage driver is ready for the road as well. Here's What's Covered Inside The Most Dangerous Driving Times, Days, and Situations (some of these might surprise you) 5 Actions You Should Always Do Before Driving Off (how spending 15 seconds now can save your life) Why Not Speeding is Much More Than Avoiding Speeding Tickets (and why it doesn't actually save time) What NOT to Do While Driving (you'd be surprised at how much safer you'll be) 11 More Common-Sense Safety Tips to Know (these could keep you the safest of all) Why Semi-Trucks and Other Large Vehicles Deserve Special Attention (hint: they always win car accidents) How to Really Get Your Car Ready for the Road (most people ignore these to their detriment) Why You Must Start Educating Them Now Young adults think they know everything, they think they're invincible, and they think that nothing bad will ever happen to them. You and I both know that's not true. You simply MUST prepare your new, teen driver to be as safe as possible while you still have the opportunity to do so. Here's how to educate your teen to drive safely on the road right from the start. How To Get The Kindle Version Free This book qualifies for the Kindle MatchBook program. As such, you can get the Kindle version free simply by purchasing the paperback version right now. Details can be found inside the paperback book. After purchase please visit your Kindle MatchBook page to download the Kindle version. Scroll Up And Click The "Buy Now" Button Here's how to educate your teen and to keep them safe on the road starting right now. Don't wait! Discover how to give your teen the best chance of surviving the perils of the road before it's too late, all by following an expert in the field.

A light-hearted look at our common driving mistakes. Written in rhyme for reading enjoyment, it introduces four characters (i.e. Chatty Patty, Nervous Nell, Ploddin' Paul and Zippin' Zack) to help illustrate some common sense tips to improve traffic flow through simple awareness, consistency and courteousness. For more information, see www.danielspoems.com

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Teenagers are by far the most dangerous age group on the road: a 16-year-old is 12 times as likely as older drivers to die in a crash as a single occupant; put two young teens in a vehicle, and the odds of death and injury nearly double. Safe Young Drivers helps to address this enormous problem. It is an indispensable guide for teaching teens to drive. Intended for parents and teens to use together, it addresses parental issues such as how to choose a car for your teen, and provides teens with simple instruction and important tips to remember. With simple graphics, a complete index, and a section called Some ABCs for the Road, Safe Young Drivers is a valuable tool for all new drivers and their teachers.