My Very UnFairy Tale Life

My Very UnFairy Tale Life
Title My Very UnFairy Tale Life PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages 166
Release 2011-11-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1402259476

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A humorous tale where a bold and spunky girl ends up the one saving "Prince Charming" You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So—I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do? "Jenny is an adventurer I'd definitely want in my corner if my life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After."—Hélène Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings "Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny's many (mis)adventures."—Jennifer A. Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War

My Very UnFairy Tale Life

My Very UnFairy Tale Life
Title My Very UnFairy Tale Life PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages 206
Release 2011-11-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1402259484

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You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So — I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do? "Jenny is an adventurer I'd definitely want in my corner if my life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After." — Hélène Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings "Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny's many (mis)adventures." — Jennifer A. Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War

My Epic Fairy Tale Fail

My Epic Fairy Tale Fail
Title My Epic Fairy Tale Fail PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages 224
Release 2013-03-05
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1402279329

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I know what you're thinking: "Can she talk to animals?" Yes, those chatty woodland creatures won't shut up. It's not as cute as you'd think. What's an Adventurer, You Ask? An underappreciated girl like me who travels around to magical Kingdoms saving creatures you don't even know exist. And trust me, they need a lot of help. My new missions is in the Land of Tales (the crazy place all fairy tales come from) to face off with an evil witch and complete Three Impossible Tasks. Easy, right? Being an adventurer is no fairy tale, but this is one mission I can't fail. —Jenny the Adventurer Praise for My Very UnFairy Tale Life: "A light comic romp...Charming."—Kirkus "A speedy and amusing ride...will keep readers entertained."—Publishers Weekly "A magical world that's totally relatable. You'll find yourself wishing you were alongside Jenny fighting against unicorns (who aren't as peaceful as you think) and traveling to fantastical realms."—GirlsLife.com

The Unfairy Tale

The Unfairy Tale
Title The Unfairy Tale PDF eBook
Author Lane Shari
Publisher
Total Pages 320
Release 2015-11-11
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9780615545233

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A crew of misfit heroes battles the evil Wamlock, and their story is read by Amanda and her friends, fifth-grade girls looking for a break from their own "unfairy-tale" reality (geography tests and Clarence the Bug-Eyed Creep). Their stories intersect, leaving the girls to wonder whether there isn't some magic at work after all.

My Very UnFairy Tale Life

My Very UnFairy Tale Life
Title My Very UnFairy Tale Life PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher
Total Pages
Release 2012
Genre Helping behavior
ISBN 9781301367047

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How does an average girl become a magical adventurer, anyway? Travel back three years to see how Jenny's adventures first began in this short prequel to My Very UnFairy Tale Life! (Includes fun UnFairy bonus content!)

My Sort of Fairy Tale Ending

My Sort of Fairy Tale Ending
Title My Sort of Fairy Tale Ending PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages 224
Release 2013-11-05
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1402279345

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The third book in a hilarious series where Fairy Land is not always filled with happily ever afters and one young adventurer's journey to save her family You think a trip to Fairy Land sounds fun? Clearly you've never been turned into a mouse by an Evil Queen. This. Is. It. My most important mission as a magical adventurer ever. And probably my last. 'Cause I'm pretty sure if I defy the council and travel to Fairy Land to rescue my parents, I'm so fired. They say it's too dangerous. That the Queen Fairy is crazy, and she's hoarding all the magic to do unspeakable things (like steal the leprechauns' gold and make all of her subjects attend mandatory parades). But none of that matters. I finally have a chance at happily ever after with my family. And crazy fairy or no crazy fairy, I'll do whatever it takes to bring them home. —Jenny the Adventurer Praise for My Very UnFairy Tale Life series: "Flippant fantasy fun."—Kirkus "[A] breezy magical romp...the joking tone and thoughtful fairy tale play make this a fresh middle-grade read."—The Horn Book blog "A magical world that's totally relatable. You'll find yourself wishing you were alongside Jenny fighting against unicorns (who aren't as peaceful as you think) and traveling to fantastical realms."—GirlsLife.com

I'm With Cupid

I'm With Cupid
Title I'm With Cupid PDF eBook
Author Anna Staniszewski
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages 190
Release 2015-07-07
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1492615471

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Marcus is a Cupid. Lena is a Reaper. Opposites attract in the exciting new Switched At First Kiss series by the acclaimed author of The Dirt Diary. Dared to kiss the adorkable Marcus Torelli at a party, Lena thinks it's the perfect opportunity to cross First Kiss off her list of "Things to Accomplish Before I Turn Fourteen." It's only when she gets sent on an assignment the next day she realizes something went horribly wrong. That ZING she felt wasn't the thrill of her first kiss—she and Marcus have swapped powers! Lena is not your average eighth grader, she's a soul collector with an serious job to do. And Marcus turns out to be a supernatural matchmaker (like cupid, but without the diaper). Now logical Lena finds herself with the love touch, and sweet, sentimental Marcus has death at his fingertips. The truth is that Lena should never have taken that dare...because one little kiss has Lena and Marcus in a whole lotta trouble. Praise for Anna Staniszewski's The Dirt Diary: "Holy fried onion rings! Fun from beginning to end."—Wendy Mass, New York Times bestselling author of 11 Birthdays and The Candymakers "I LOVED it...sweet, sensitive, and delicious!"—Erin Dionne, author of Models Don't Eat Chocolate Cookies