Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie
Title | Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Total Pages | 168 |
Release | 2014-08-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0571308104 |
'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.' Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. A hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.
Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp
Title | Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Total Pages | 156 |
Release | 2015-09-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 057131189X |
You'll laugh until you die! Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and soon they are investigating something deadly dangerous in the deep, dark woods...
Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake
Title | Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | |
Release | 2018-11 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781911195962 |
Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril
Title | Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Dino Knights |
Total Pages | 176 |
Release | 2021-07 |
Genre | Boys |
ISBN | 9781912650736 |
Age range 8 to 12 In a medieval land where dinosaurs still roam, lowly stable boy Henry Fairchild joins the brave Dino Knights and rides into adventure on the back of a T-Rex. A fast-paced action-adventure series about bravery, friendship, and being your best self. Teachers' notes available here
Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Title | Let's Pretend This Never Happened PDF eBook |
Author | Jenny Lawson |
Publisher | Penguin |
Total Pages | 385 |
Release | 2013-03-05 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 0425261018 |
The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Title | We Have Always Lived in the Castle PDF eBook |
Author | Shirley Jackson |
Publisher | Dramatists Play Service Inc |
Total Pages | 86 |
Release | 1967-10 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780822212263 |
THE STORY: The home of the Blackwoods near a Vermont village is a lonely, ominous abode, and Constance, the young mistress of the place, can't go out of the house without being insulted and stoned by the villagers. They have also composed a nasty s
Dino Knights: Invasion
Title | Dino Knights: Invasion PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Dino Knights |
Total Pages | 0 |
Release | 2022-04 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781912650880 |
Age range 8 to 12 The second in a fast-paced fantasy adventure featuring dinosaurs and knights. When the Highlanders are attacked and kidnapped by their ruthless neighbours, the Dino Knights are torn between avenging Ellie's Highlander family or protecting Brecklan which is now under threat. Ellie and Henry risk everything and disobey orders to go to the rescue. But in doing so they make a powerful new ally who will help them save Brecklan. 'You like knights? You like dinosaurs? Watch out your head might just explode!' -- The Times 'I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. It is fast-paced and packed full of action and adventure.' -- Reading Zone 'The series has all kinds of potential directions to go and there are bound to be many more surprises in store.' -- Books for Keeps