Jokelopedia

Jokelopedia
Title Jokelopedia PDF eBook
Author Ilana Weitzman
Publisher Workman Publishing
Total Pages 292
Release 2006-01-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9780761142089

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Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.

Jokelopedia

Jokelopedia
Title Jokelopedia PDF eBook
Author Eva Blank
Publisher Workman Publishing Company
Total Pages 289
Release 2013-04-23
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 0761176845

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It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

Pranklopedia

Pranklopedia
Title Pranklopedia PDF eBook
Author Julie Winterbottom
Publisher Workman Publishing
Total Pages 240
Release 2013-01-01
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 0761167560

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Collects practical jokes of different difficulties, from sabotaging a victim's drink to short-sheeting a bed to fake lottery cards.

Frightlopedia

Frightlopedia
Title Frightlopedia PDF eBook
Author Julie Winterbottom
Publisher Workman Publishing Company
Total Pages 252
Release 2016-08-23
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 0761189645

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Here’s the book for kids who love scary stuff, whether it’s telling ghost stories around a campfire, discovering the origins of various vampires, monsters, and witches, or reading creepy tales under the covers with a flashlight. Combining fact, fiction, and hands-on activities, Frightlopedia is an illustrated A-Z collection of some of the world’s most frightening places, scariest stories, and gruesomest creatures, both real and imagined. Discover Borneo’s Gomantong Cave, where literally millions of bats, cockroaches, spiders, and rats coexist—in pitch darkness. Learn about mythical creatures like the Mongolian Death Worm—and scarily real ones like killer bees, which were accidentally created by scientists in the 1950s. Visit New Orleans’s Beauregard-Keyes house, where Civil War soldiers are said to still clash in the front hall. Plus ghost stories from around the world, a cross-cultural study of vampires, and how to transform into a zombie with makeup. Each entry includes a “Fright Meter” measurement from 1 to 3, because while being scared is fun, everyone has their limit. A 2017 YALSA Quick Pick for Reluctant Readers.

The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes

The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes
Title The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes PDF eBook
Author Jim Kraus
Publisher Baker Books
Total Pages 224
Release 2012
Genre Humor
ISBN 0800720865

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A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.

Jokelopedia

Jokelopedia
Title Jokelopedia PDF eBook
Author
Publisher Turtleback Books
Total Pages 0
Release 2006-05
Genre Riddles, Juvenile
ISBN 9781417772407

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For use in schools and libraries only. An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,500 family-friendly jokes includes old classics, newfangled variations, and every shade of joke, pun, and riddle, organized by subject for easy reference.

La Bellísima Ciudad

La Bellísima Ciudad
Title La Bellísima Ciudad PDF eBook
Author Walter A. Blair
Publisher AuthorHouse
Total Pages 45
Release 2016-06-21
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1524612537

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The tragedy unfolds when both of Alicias parents pass away in a horrible accident. However, Alicia survives and is later adopted by her godmother from the Church. Alicias godmother enrolls her in a dual-language program in New York. She does well academically, but struggles with deep emotional feelings of hurt and despair when Mothers Day is celebrated towards the end of every school year. She cries and refuses to participate in any Mothers Day activities. One summer evening, when she was on vacation with Miss Runfo, she falls asleep and dreams about being taken to a faraway place called La Bellsima Ciudad. There she meets the king, who grants her a petition to see and be with her parents once again. Alicia is told by them to respect, love, and honor Miss Runfo who is now her mother. Alicias fourth grade bilingual teacher, Mr. Anderson, introduces journal writing to meet her social and emotional needs of revealing the truth about the deep secret that she has kept for years. Finally, Alicia is motivated and encouraged to make a Mothers Day card with colorful flowers and a poem for Miss Runfio to express her love and appreciation for a wonderful mom; and as the story goes she lived happily ever after and never cried again on Mothers Day. Walter has been an elementary and secondary bilingual and Spanish teacher for over thirty years for the Chicago Public Schools District 299, Evergreen Park School District 124, and Owego School District 308. He holds a Bachelors of Science degree in elementary/secondary education from Illinois State University. In addition, he has earned two Masters degrees in Bilingual Education and in School Leadership. He is the author of three published books from the AuthorHouse Publishing Company: Between Two Worlds (2005), Trust No Man (2011), and La Bellsima Ciudad (2016).