It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens

It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
Title It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens PDF eBook
Author Martha O. Bolton
Publisher Baker Books
Total Pages 192
Release 2006-10-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 9781441211101

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Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three. Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long. Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M&Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!

It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens

It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens
Title It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens PDF eBook
Author Martha Bolton
Publisher
Total Pages 186
Release 2006
Genre
ISBN 9780739475522

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The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations

The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations
Title The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations PDF eBook
Author Compiled by Barbour Staff
Publisher Barbour Publishing
Total Pages 1226
Release 2011-06-01
Genre Religion
ISBN 1607422891

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A great quotation can provoke thought, brighten a day, even change a life—and here are more than 6,000 great quotes from the wide world of Christianity. This brand-new compilation of quotations both ancient and modern features nearly 500 categorized topics both biblical and contemporary—from Abiding through Zeal—with cross references and subject and author indexes. Featuring quotations from the early church fathers through the 21st century’s best writers, The Complete Guide to Christian Quotations is ideal for speakers, writers, and book lovers—who can find great leads on worthy volumes.

Grit for the Oyster

Grit for the Oyster
Title Grit for the Oyster PDF eBook
Author Suzanne Woods Fisher
Publisher Vinspire Publishing, LLC
Total Pages 250
Release 2016-03-31
Genre Religion
ISBN

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"A treasure trove of encouraging words for writers..." New York Times Bestselling Author, Terri Blackstock “To every Christian writer who’s ever felt lonely, inadequate and probably delusional (can’t think of any that leaves out), this book throws out a cheerful welcome. In its pages, you’ll find a helpful and soul strengthening community. Enjoy.” ~David Kopp, best-selling co-author of The Prayer of Jabez, executive editor, Multnomah Books A powerful motivator for aspiring writers, Grit for the Oyster offers wit, wisdom, and inspiration to take that first step and persevere through the writing journey. More than a how-to, this confidence-building book is designed to draw readers to a closer relationship with God, to affirm their calling to write, and to offer pithy practical guidance from successful writers like Terri Blackstock, Martha Bolton, James Scott Bell, Liz Curtis Higgs, Dr. Gary Chapman, and David Kopp.​

Family Squeeze

Family Squeeze
Title Family Squeeze PDF eBook
Author Phil Callaway
Publisher Multnomah
Total Pages 210
Release 2008
Genre Humor
ISBN 1590529162

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Your teenagers are active, your parents are aging, and your wrinkles aren't shrinking. Pointed guidance and lotsa laughter - Phil Callaway style! - give you the grin to "middle age" with grace and style.

Laughing Matters

Laughing Matters
Title Laughing Matters PDF eBook
Author Phil Callaway
Publisher Multnomah
Total Pages 258
Release 2009-09-30
Genre Humor
ISBN 0307568679

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Find Out What’s So Funny When Nothing’s Funny Sometimes life just stinks—people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Laughing Matters is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway—once described as “Dave Barry with a message”—employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that, “it’s always darkest just before the fridge door opens.” Do you resign or rejoice when reality bites? Sometimes life just stinks. People disappoint. Bad things happen. Hardship comes in double helpings. The last thing you want to do is laugh. So let hilarious humorist Phil Callaway show you—as only he can—that some of the darkest times are those just before the fridge door opens. *** ** *** ** “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess.” Luis Palau, President of the Luis Palau Evangelistic Association “Phil really knows how to get in touch with his spiritual funny bone.” Janette Oke, Bestselling author “One page into this book and I’m quaking with laughter. Callaway has the uncanny ability to uncover the funny in any situation and report it with inspirational wit.” Paul L. Maier, Coauthor of The DaVinci Code: Fact or Fiction? “This book is an excellent source of encouragement for anyone in the midst of a crisis who may be asking God that hardest question of all: ‘Why?’” Martha Bolton, Author of Cooking with Hot Flashes and Didn’t My Skin Used to Fit? Story Behind the Book Phil Callaway wrote this book after a five-year journey he and his wife embarked upon when she began having seizures. He discovered that when life throws you curve balls, juices lemons in your eyes, scrunches you in a knuckle sandwich…the last thing you want to do is laugh. And at the moment we realize that life can just plain stink, “this book helps us know where to go from that point,” he says. Celebrities like Dave Dravecky, Barbara Johnson, Gloria Gaither, and Joni Eareckson Tada have endorsed Callaway’s positive approach to trials. “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess,” says evangelist Luis Palau.

Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging

Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging
Title Growing Your Own Turtleneck...and Other Benefits of Aging PDF eBook
Author Martha Bolton
Publisher Bethany House
Total Pages 192
Release 2005-08-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 144121111X

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Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she's growing her own turtle neck, she'll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about.