I Wanna New Room

I Wanna New Room
Title I Wanna New Room PDF eBook
Author Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 40
Release 2010-12-02
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1101550163

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A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.

I Wanna Iguana

I Wanna Iguana
Title I Wanna Iguana PDF eBook
Author Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 34
Release 2004-09-09
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0399237178

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Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights.

I Wanna Go Home

I Wanna Go Home
Title I Wanna Go Home PDF eBook
Author Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 34
Release 2014-09-25
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0399254072

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Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere.

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud
Title I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud PDF eBook
Author Max Greenfield
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 25
Release 2023-09-19
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0593616596

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Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Everything You Need for a Treehouse

Everything You Need for a Treehouse
Title Everything You Need for a Treehouse PDF eBook
Author Carter Higgins
Publisher Chronicle Books
Total Pages 40
Release 2018-04-10
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1452153574

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Featuring beautiful images and a lyrical text with an exquisitely readable cadence, this book gives life and meaning to all the requisite elements of a treehouse, from time, timber, and rafters to ropes of twisted twine that invite visitors to sprawl out on a limb and slide back down again. For anyone who's ever wanted to escape real life and live in a nostalgic dream come true, this poignant picture book captures the universal timelessness of treehouses and celebrates all the creativity and adventure they spark.

Talk, Oscar, Please!

Talk, Oscar, Please!
Title Talk, Oscar, Please! PDF eBook
Author Karen Kaufman Orloff
Publisher
Total Pages 0
Release 2010
Genre Children's stories
ISBN 9781402765636

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A boy imagines how much more fun he and his dog could have if only the dog would learn to talk.

Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon

Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon
Title Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon PDF eBook
Author Patty Lovell
Publisher Penguin
Total Pages 36
Release 2011-06-29
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1101653876

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Be yourself like Molly Lou Melon no matter what a bully may do. Molly Lou Melon is short and clumsy, has buck teeth, and has a voice that sounds like a bullfrog being squeezed by a boa constrictor. She doesn't mind. Her grandmother has always told her to walk proud, smile big, and sing loud, and she takes that advice to heart. But then Molly Lou has to start in a new school. A horrible bully picks on her on the very first day, but Molly Lou Melon knows just what to do about that.