Cows teach readers the complexities of their language, in which every word, whether big or small, sleeping or boating, is "moo."

Cows teach readers the complexities of their language, in which every word, whether big or small, sleeping or boating, is "moo."

"Ever wished you could speak Moo? ell, look no further: Learn the high moo nd the loo moo, he bumpy moo and he jumpy moo iscover how your moo sounds in a tunnel or through a funnel

When Cow gets her hooves on the farmer's car, she takes it for a wild ride through the country. Moooo! But a bump in the road brings this joy ride to a troublesome end. Moo-moo. . . Has Cow learned her lesson about living life in the fast lane? Moo? Pairing two talented creators who managed to tell a complete story with just one word-MOO-this imaginative picture book will have readers laughing one moment and on the edge of their seats the next, as it captures the highs and lows of a mischievous cow's very exciting day.

Do you know how to speak cow? Discover what a cow is really telling you when it says moo. "Moo" means "hello." "Moo" means "goodbye." "Moo" means "my grass is tasty. Do give it a try." With delightful, rhyming text, this is the perfect read-aloud picture book. Kids and adults will be laughing at all the things the word "moo" can mean. And they will have loads of fun thinking up all the other things the word "moo" could be used for!

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of A Thousand Acres comes “an uproariously funny and at the same time hauntingly melancholy portrait of a college community in the Midwest" (The New York Times). In this darkly satirical send-up of academia and the Midwest, we are introduced to Moo University, a distinguished institution devoted to the study of agriculture. Amid cow pastures and waving fields of grain, Moo’s campus churns with devious plots, mischievous intrigue, lusty liaisons, and academic one-upmanship, Chairman X of the Horticulture Department harbors a secret fantasy to kill the dean; Mrs. Walker, the provost's right hand and campus information queen, knows where all the bodies are buried; Timothy Monahan, associate professor of English, advocates eavesdropping for his creative writing assignments; and Bob Carlson, a sophomore, feeds and maintains his only friend: a hog named Earl Butz. Wonderfully written and masterfully plotted, Moo gives us a wickedly funny slice of life.

Two cows try to save their farm by creating seven wonders and asking the other animals for donations to see them, but there is a wondrous and frightening creature in the woods that could foil the plan.