Gut Busters and Belly Laughs
Title | Gut Busters and Belly Laughs PDF eBook |
Author | Steven D. Price |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | 116 |
Release | 2014-08-05 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1629142956 |
Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
Popular Science
Title | Popular Science PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 132 |
Release | 1987-04 |
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Popular Science gives our readers the information and tools to improve their technology and their world. The core belief that Popular Science and our readers share: The future is going to be better, and science and technology are the driving forces that will help make it better.
Popular Mechanics
Title | Popular Mechanics PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 212 |
Release | 1987-05 |
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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.
Popular Mechanics
Title | Popular Mechanics PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 192 |
Release | 1987-04 |
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Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.
Gutbuster
Title | Gutbuster PDF eBook |
Author | Garry Egger |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 85 |
Release | 1999 |
Genre | Cooking |
ISBN | 9781865081038 |
From the founders of the hugely successful GutBusters Waist Loss program, here are a selection of recipes for dips, soups, snacks and sweet treats to fill you up, without filling you out.
Federal Trade Commission Decisions
Title | Federal Trade Commission Decisions PDF eBook |
Author | United States. Federal Trade Commission |
Publisher | |
Total Pages | 1270 |
Release | 1993 |
Genre | Competition |
ISBN |
Fast Break
Title | Fast Break PDF eBook |
Author | Mike Lupica |
Publisher | Penguin |
Total Pages | 290 |
Release | 2016-08-23 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1101997834 |
From the #1 bestselling author of Heat, Travel Team and Million-Dollar Throw comes a feel-good basketball tale reminiscent of The Blind Side. Forced to live on his own after his mom dies and her boyfriend abandons him, 12-year-old Jayson does whatever it takes to get by. He will do anything to avoid the foster care system. He manages to get away with his deception until the day he gets caught stealing a new pair of basketball sneakers. Game over. Within a day a social worker places him with a family from the other side of town, the Lawtons. New home, new school, new teammates. Jayson, at first, is combatative, testing the Lawtons' patience at every turn. He wants out, yet the Lawtons refuse to take the bait. But not everyone in Jayson's new life is so ready to trust him. It's on Jayson to believe that he deserves a better life than the one he once had. The ultimate prize if he can? A trip to play in the state finals at Cameron Indoor Stadium–home to the Duke Blue Devils and launching pad to his dream of playing bigtime college ball. Getting there will be a journey that reaches far beyond the basketball court. "Eager fans will find this a slam-dunk. A must-purchase."–Booklist "Lupica's announcer-like delivery will have you breathless, on the edge of your seat, cheering."--Florida Times-Union