Everyone farts! Explore the flatulent world of a young boy as he discovers that even pretty girls fart!

We Toot is a feminist fable about farting. When a stinky toot is loosed at a slumber party, six girls learn an important lesson in body positivity and self-acceptance. We Toot lets little girls know it's okay to let one rip.

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Farts! Like it or not kids love books about farting and author Felix Fartbaum brings an hilarious new approach to the subject of noxious gas eruptions that children of all ages will just love! The Super Smelly Fart Dare Book is so much more than a list of fart noises and names for different fart types! As it name suggests this is a book that contains lots of help for kids so that they can use their own toxic odors to go out and prank the world! Take a look at the fun inside the book: Why Write A Fart Book? ( About Felix Fartbaum Jnr) Foods That Help Percolate The LOUDEST & STINKIEST Farts Understanding Fart SOS Your Fart Prank Ranking Guide Fart Dare #1- Kindergarten: "Pull MY Finger Revisited!" Fart Dare #2 - Fart Bombing Your Family At Peak Hour Fart Dare #3 - The Who Dunnit? Challenge Fart Dare #4 - SBD Sneak Up Fart Dare #5 - There Is Strength In Numbers FART WORD DICTIONARY While this book is fairly and squarely aimed at self reading kids in the 7-11 years category, children of all ages will enjoy sharing the hilarious tales troubles and dares of Felix Fartbaum when the book is read with an adult. Hit the orange Buy Now Button and start reading the fartabulous, fartastic adventures of Felix Fartbaum Jnr!"

Turns out nobody is perfect! Queens and kings; giants and trolls, and yes, even princesses all make mistakes! In this endearing and hilarious picture book by Jennifer Stinson, young readers can take a peek into the marvelous mess-ups and ferocious faux-pas of fairy-tale characters. Rebecca Ashdown's delightful colors and funny expressions will leave readers snickering. Perfect for fans of The Paper Bag Princess and Not All Princesses Dress in Pink. Bottom line: When children realize that everybody else messes up, maybe they'll feel better about messing up, too. Perfect for bedtime and for the classroom. Witches can be very whiny. Kings and queens don't share. Monsters sometimes want their mommies. Mermaids HATE to comb their hair.

The Fart Book For Boys is a funny and disgusting story about boys farting, girls farting, moms farting, dads farting and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a gut-busting, stomach-hurting, laugh-out-loud fart book for children, but especially for boys who love farts. And snot. And even burps! You will love this story about farts and farting, and boys will laugh and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the gas we pass. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so funny! Kids love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Fart Book For Boys is the perfect book for children ages 6-10 and for adults who love farts. This book is sure to become a "stinky" family favorite. Start reading now... ------------ Tags: fart book for boys, fart book for kids, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)