Marc Basset has a well-deserved reputation as a pitiless restaurant critic. When he writes a devastating review of a celebrated restaurant, the chef commits suicide, roasting himself in his own fan-assisted oven, with Basset's review pasted to the door. Suddenly Basset is moved to do something he has never done before: apologize. Startled by the widow's forgiveness and absolution, he feels unexpectedly euphoric. In an effort to maintain this newfound state of bliss, he decides to gorge himself on contrition by apologizing to every person he has ever done wrong. And that's just the beginning. After a series of virtuoso expressions of regret, word of Basset's mollifying power spreads, and he is tapped to become Chief Apologist for the United Nations. His job is to travel the globe in his own Gulfstream V private jet, apologizing for everything from colonialism through exploitation to slavery. It is a role that brings him fame, wealth, and access to a lot of very good chocolate. But in a world overdosing on emotion, does Marc Basset really have the stomach to become the sorriest man in history? Built of delicate layers of heinous crime, forgiveness, and outrageous gastronomy, Jay Rayner's hilarious new novel is an arch comedy of modern appetite and etiquette.

Born and raised in Waxahachie,Texas, Kiki currently works from her studio/gallery, SKYPONY, in Dallas, Texas. She is also co-director of the Gallery at MidTown in Dallas with her husband Douglas Winters III. Self-taught in the medium of fiber art which began her career as a life-long artist. Formal training began in San Miguel de Allende at the Institudo del Arte and private instruction in silver-smithing and painting. Her colorful and textural painting dance with the vividness of her artistic experience in Mexico. It was there in San Miguel where she saw her first encaustic exhibition of a famous Mexican artist. Years later, she has developed her own style of encaustic wax art with a flair of textures and layers of rich color. Kiki is a published author of Crows Calling, a suspenseful murder mystery available on Amazon. Soon to be released is her sequel, Eating Crow to be published in the Spring of 2015 by Xlibris Publishing. Before her training in San Miguel, she spent four years on the road as a standup comic as the opening act for Tony Stone. She has been a guest on Howard Stern and published in a popular nationwide magazine. Kikis art is represented by Wild Holly in Carefree, Arizona and Cherokee Mountain Gallery in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Her art can be seen at SkyPony Studio and Gallery at Midtown in Dallas. www.kikicurry.com www.skyponystudio.com

In addition to delicious recipes, "Eating Crow and Loving It: Recipes for the Judgmentally Challenged" offers numerous anthropological, astrophysical, social, ontological and metaphysical observations, some of which may be valid. Without a doubt, this book deserves the topmost placement on your toilet's tank. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Michael McEachern was raised a Catholic, is prone to diatribe, and eats crow regularly.

The saga of the famed mountain man and Indian-hater. The film Jeremiah Johnson was based on this work.

From Farmer and Sailor to Mountain Man, Crow Killer, and Town Sheriff, One man’s reputation lives past all others When it came to western mountain men, no one on earth ever matched the physical prowess or will to survive of John “Liver-Eating” Johnson. Throughout his life, John Johnston was known by several names, including “Crow Killer” and “Liver-Eating Johnson” (without the “t”), names he earned through his penchant for killing Crow Indians before cutting out and eating their livers. Born around 1824 in New Jersey, Johnston headed west after deserting from the U.S. Navy and became a well-known and infamous mountain man. His many lives would involve him working as a miner, hunter, trapper, bootlegger, woodcutter, and army scout. When his Flathead Indian wife and child were killed by Crow Indians while he was away hunting and trapping, he swore to avenge their deaths and began his next life as a man after revenge . He killed hundreds and earned his nickname because he was said to cut out and eat his victims’ livers. Twenty-five years after his wife’s death, his life would take another turn when he joined the Union Army in Missouri. And that was just the start of his second act.

A brand-new, never-before-published collection of cartoons features America's favorite fat cat: Garfield. Full color.

The two-time Newbery medalist has crafted “a loving representation of a relationship between parent and child” in post-WWII America (Publishers Weekly, starred review). This is the story of young Liz, her father, and their strained relationship. Dad has been away at WWII for longer than she can remember, and they begin their journey of reconnection through a hunting shirt, cherry pie, tender conversation, and the crow call. This allegorical story shows how, like the birds gathering above, the relationship between the girl and her father is graced with the chance to fly. “The memory of a treasured day spent with a special person will resonate with readers everywhere.” —School Library Journal (starred review) “Beautifully written, the piece reads much like a traditional short story . . . the details of [Ibatoulline’s] renderings gracefully capture a moment in time that was lost. Relevant for families whose parents are returning from war, the text is also ripe for classroom discussion and for advanced readers.” —Kirkus Reviews