A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and An ExtraTerrestrial
Title | A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and An ExtraTerrestrial PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 334 |
Release | 2024-01-04 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1990083072 |
When an independent activist and her office-temp-with-a-doctorate buddy embark on a quest for a chocolate bar (a bar that serves not alcohol, but chocolate – in all its deliciously decadent forms), they pick up a hitchhiking extraterrestrial who’s stopped on Earth to ask for directions. (I know, right?) They do their damnedest to help 'X' find the information she needs to get back home, all the while confronting everyday sexism (rather like bashing your head against a jellyfish) and committing assorted outrageous acts and everyday rebellions ...
A Philosopher, a Psychologist and an Extraterrestrial Walk Into a Chocolate Bar...
Title | A Philosopher, a Psychologist and an Extraterrestrial Walk Into a Chocolate Bar... PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | Lacuna Publishing |
Total Pages | 234 |
Release | 2018-12-27 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9781922198341 |
Driving from Toronto to Paris in their lunch break, Spike and Jane pick up a hitchhiker, X. X is from a planet where chocolate is a major food group and testosterone is a prohibited substance. Together they drive to Boston, NASA and CalTech to find an expert who knows the space-time coordinates for Earth, so that X can get home.
Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary
Title | Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 49 |
Release | 2022-01-06 |
Genre | Self-Help |
ISBN | 1926891597 |
A funny but honest translation dictionary of common phrases people say to each other all the time ... Jane Smith is a character In my novel A Philosopher, a Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar (blurb below). And she started this dictionary. I’ve continued it. And everyone else is supposed to finish it. Well, add to it. (It’s unlikely it’ll ever be finished.) Send additions – new definitions to the entries already listed and/or completely new entries – for future editions to me at [email protected]. (Additionally, you can add your entries to the tumblr page I set up, hoping it would become viral like “Everyday Sexism” and “Why I’m a Feminist” and #MeToo. Sadly, it did not.) A Philosopher, a Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar: When a self-appointed independent activist and her office-temp-with-a-doctorate buddy embark on a quest for a chocolate bar (a bar that serves not alcohol, but chocolate – in all its deliciously decadent forms), they pick up a hitchhiking extraterrestrial who’s stopped on Earth to ask for directions. Trying to explain Earl (Earth), confronting sexism (rather like bashing your head against a jellyfish), and committing assorted outrageous acts and everyday rebellions, they help “X” find the information she needs to get back home – and go with her – to become chocolate bartenders. A (way) off-the-beaten-path first contact story. Jane also started a list titled “And here’s something else that would never happen to a man ...” – which I include at the end of the dictionary (it’s also in Sexist Shit that Pisses Me Off, 2e). I created a tumblr page for this as well, similarly hoping it would become viral, but, similarly, it did not. Pity. (But it’s not too late! Add your additions to the page and send them to me for future editions of the Dictionary.)
Too Stupid to Visit
Title | Too Stupid to Visit PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 110 |
Release | 2021-09-29 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1926891902 |
A themed collection of bits from Jass Richards' non-existent stand-up career Includes Too Stupid to Visit, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards does Europe, and Other Funny Bits __________ "Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ..." Gemini Rising “Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... ” May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm "... wretchedly funny." C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism
The ReGender App
Title | The ReGender App PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 203 |
Release | 2020-06-14 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1926891708 |
What if there was an app that could cloak you in a cross-gendered hologram? And it had a voice modulation module? Women could present as men and get better-paying jobs. Men could present as women and get groped in the subway. Cool. "The characters are ... intelligent, witty, and adventurous. I enjoyed their dialogue and insights. ... This is a book I really recommend to any book club and to people who are interested in gender differences and gender discrimination." Mesca Elin, Psychochromatic Redemption “This book is brilliant. ... The premise is really intriguing ... The scene at the airport just had me laughing out loud." Katya, Goodreads
Fighting Words: notes for a future we won't have
Title | Fighting Words: notes for a future we won't have PDF eBook |
Author | Peg Tittle |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 288 |
Release | 2022-09-03 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1990083013 |
Fact-driven speculative fiction. What could've been. What should've been. A collection of 18 stand-alone, but related, pieces: Damages Home for Unwed Fathers Fighting Words Comedown What Sane Man Sweet Sixteen Ballsy Justified It's a Boy Men Need Sex How We Survived The Knitting Group The Mars Colonies A PostTrans PostPandemic World Unless Alleviation The Women's Party My Last Year “Just reading ['What Sane Man'] was satisfying.” Anonymous, ovarit.com “['Men Need Sex'] is terrific!” An ovarite from ovarit.com
CottageEscape.zyx
Title | CottageEscape.zyx PDF eBook |
Author | Jass Richards |
Publisher | XinXii |
Total Pages | 145 |
Release | 2022-12-12 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1990083048 |
First there was the pandemic, and people rushed to the north to spread the virus like rats leaving a plague ship. Then there were the rentals, because other people, eager to capitalize on the pandemic, rushed to develop every last bit of shoreline and turn it into five-star accommodations for the rats. Then, well, all hell broke loose. * CottageEscape.zyx: Satan Takes Over, sequel to TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God, is a short and funny novel about 'cottage country' with a deep and serious message. A perfect (pre-)summer read that will make you laugh and think at the same time. “A hilarious take, based in reality. You know Jass has lived this life. It is way too familiar. I laugh ... as much as I cry ...” Jennifer Jilks, mymuskoka.blogspot.com